Favorite Quotes

[Soultrain]

TV show featuring The Cheat in a Trans Am.  

[Lord Derpingsworth]

I'm MAD that I'm flying!  

[Soultrain]

Xhut up and juxt xay your linex!  

[playing with myself]

Onion Bubs! Onion buuubs! onionbubs  

[Soultrain]

Welcome to my world! Ehhhhh-heheheheheheeeeeeeh!  

[Lord Derpingsworth]

Zounds! A sasparilla swimming hole! Last one in's a free mason! Jump!  

[Soultrain]

Stripèd pants.  

[Lord Derpingsworth]

IiIiI wouldn't count on it, monster mayahn!  

[Soultrain]

I'm sure it's just a weather balloon or a foreign exchange student. These strange beasts just aren't real!

...said the elephant-footed ghost man.  

[Orizion]

Ohh, grandiose! Very grandiose indeed! Maybe fan clubs and fan fiction aren't so bad after all. In fact, I'm gonna go dabble in a little King of Town fan fiction right now.

...said Strong Bad.
...said Chairscoot.
...said the New Paper.  

[Lord Derpingsworth]

I can't believe I ate that sholw pile of whatsit!!

I wish that were fiction...  

[Soultrain]

My name's Millions, and I'm the son of a Chipwich!  

[Lord Derpingsworth]

Well, if you had agreed to play Cats the musical instead of cat burglar, maybe you wouldn't be stuck to the back of the couch again.

I would rather die!  

[Soultrain]

We'll split the pawn-shop money fitty-fitty!  

[Orizion]

Sup, Ladies. Welcome to the Pizz!

Hey man, can I get a slice of p-roni?

I'd like to place a pick-up order.