Get phunkeh thread!! woo baby!!

[Bassios]

*flees from Yunie's magic stick* gonk

... I just read that as "I'll make you some milk"


THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH MY BRAIN.

xd

 

[Chexley]

Lmao, I don't think Yunie can make me milk just yet. She isn't pregnant. xd

@Yunie: Thank you for the thought. I told Dean that I could go down to the dollar store and buy milk, but I don't trust the produce and such there. I'm also not biking 5 miles to get to it either. Even if I did buy milk, it would be sour from the heat by the time I got home.  

[YunieCookie]

xd
*Whaps Bass with the stick*
Bad!


And it is my new magical lurker stick =D It brings the lurkers out 3nodding


EDIT:
@Chex: You guys have milk at the dollar store? O_O And, its name lies now Dx Almost nothing is a dollar any more emo Stupid economy, messing with the name of things. And tax >> *done now on that rant*
And yes, none of that for me xd *absolutely DESPSISES small children. And babies especially.*  

[Bassios]

>__>
<__<

Some people can lactate without being pregnant.

xd  

[Chexley]

Then they're just weird.

I'm not looking forward to being pregnant because my breasts can spontaneously lactate and I'll have no control over it whatsoever.  

[YunieCookie]

*100% refuses to be pregnant*
Never.
Nevernevernevernevernevernevernevernevernevernevernevernevernevernever
nevernevernevernevernevernevernevernevernevernevernevernevernevernever
nevernevernevernevernevernevernevernevernevernevernevernevernevernever
nevernevernevernevernevernevernevernevernevernevernevernevernevernever
nevernevernevernevernevernevernevernevernevernevernevernevernevernever
NEVER.
*hides*  

[Chexley]

Some people just aren't meant to be pregnant.

*Smirks.* I used to be like every other girl: no babies for me. Whow ould want to go through all that hassle for 9 months and then suffer as they try to push that 7 pounds baby out their vag? No way.

Now, I wouldn't mind being pregnant. Just... not right now. xd I would like to do something with my life before I settled down with a family.  

[Bassios]

ARGH, DAMN YOU WotC! YOU'RE BIG ENOUGH, SHIP ME MY FREE CARDS, YOU ASSES!

stressed

 

[YunieCookie]

I just flat-out refuse and am easily terrified/annoyed by babies and small children biggrin

That reaction *points up* was not an exaggeration. It was practically an understatement xd  

[Chexley]

Lol, then I guess asking you to babysit is out of the question?

@Bass: *Places a calming hand on his shoulder.* Calm down. x3  

[Bassios]

Argh, I'm just annoyed. If you're going to advertise a free booster pack of cards and a limited edition promo on your game, actually ship them out instead of making people travel 50 miles to get ******** asses.

 

[YunieCookie]

Lol, I used to babysit. It's ok unless the kid/s is/are psycho @__@;
One time I got bit =D
I think I got paid extra for that night >>;
Anything under three years old terrifies me o__o
And even then, there are very few non-scary-slightly-awesome small people.


*huggles Bassios*  

[Chexley]

That far? Wow. I would file a complaint or something. We have a thing in the US call the BB: Better Business Bureau. They're the head bosses when it comes to business and if they come to investiagte, they know they're in trouble.

@Yunie: Lol. I wouldn't babysit babies because I didn't want to change diapers. I was lucky enough, when I babysat a baby cousin, all she did was sleep.  

[YunieCookie]

@Chex: Noice. I refuse to sit on anything that small o__o
*fails at anything child-related*
I also scare them. Sometimes.
*is a scary lady xd *
Babies cry when they see me ._. Or, atleast, they make faces. :/  

[Bassios]

I'm almost tempted to phone Trading Standards, but I can't be arsed because I know they'll just tell me to suck it up and get on a train.

It just pisses me off that there's nothing closer. I could deal if it was Wolverhampton, 'cause I could always go with some of my friends, but there's no shops participating in Wolves.