Favorite Quotes

[Soultrain]

You're not Daphne, you're... pizza trolls! Flame war!!  

[Lord Derpingsworth]

Hey gals, let's towel off and meet at Strong Bad's Strong Badian Piz-
This is taking too long!
I'm already bored!
I'm going home!
I belong in a museum!
(( http://www.virtualpizz.biz/ ;D ))  

[Orizion]

All right. At this point, I'm willing to admit that maybe, just maybe, this isn't Marzipan's new patio. I should probably yell for help.

And I'm gonna need you to fill this up.
Whoa-ho-ho. Sorry, The Cheat.
I'm not looking at The Cheat!  

[Soultrain]

Marzipan? Marzipan? Can you let me out now? I'm pretty sure there's no cake in here. It's been about three weeks now, and you'd think I would have found it. All I've been able to find in here is some coats, and a broom. Unless it's a broomcake! Is it a broomcake? Ooh, let's try this broomcake. Uh, Marzipan? This is a really bad broomcake. Ptooey! Can you let me out, please? Oh, wait—coatcake?  

[Orizion]

THRILL! AS THE CHEAT ATTEMPTS TO JUMP THE TIRE OVER THE KOT EATING A CARDBOARD BOX COVERED IN SYRUP!

This is some good cake!  

[Soultrain]

RECOIL IN HORROR! AS THE POOPSMITH LIGHTS SOME SMOKE BOMBS! AND THEN? YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO BE THERE TO FIND OUT!  

[Lord Derpingsworth]

Justin waggley, huh? Well this just in, Waggley: I'm not your freakin' babysitter! Or your Dad! Or your dadbysitter.  

[Orizion]

Aww, peas Momkins. I don't need a babysitter. I can watch baby Timkins while you go out prospecting for future ex-husbands.

Whatevs little man. You can't even take care of your own virtual pet.

Please stop feeding me!  

[Soultrain]

Listen, I'll be at a place until a time. My cell phone number is some numbers. The baby needs stuff. What's poison control? Punch Tompkins in the gut. Good luck.  

[Lord Derpingsworth]

Any o'you boys wanna ditch this preschool party? I know of a couple HAWT junior college jams we could hit.

CABER TOSSED!!

I reallywant... some of these chips

TONK! PONK!

Bagh! Only 23 metres!

Corn chips is no place for a mighty warrior!!

grierierierierierier LATHE'D!

OW!! I hope they have those corn chips in heaven!!  

[Soultrain]

Say, Tompkins, Brett Bretterson and I are Splitsville, so I'm lookin for a little rebound action!
Hecks no! I got Bowser on the ropes!  

[Orizion]

Dribble dribble shoot! Dribble dribble shoot shoot!

Oh! Dang! *clap clap clap clap*

Look, we're not doing this again. Look, we're not doing this again. I said we're not doing this again!!  

[Soultrain]

Look, Darius, if you want me to eat a Philly cheesesteak
instead of answering an email this week, you got it. No
skin off my back. I'll eat a couple-a Tastykakes while I'm
at it, too. Now, if you'll excuse me, I gotta skee-dat.  

[Lord Derpingsworth]

Let an email into your heart. And it'll clog your arteries!  

[Soultrain]

I'm wanted outside Brainblow City for "Undisclothed Violations". If I go beyond this point, I could be shot on sight!