Get phunkeh thread!! woo baby!!

[invisible-weirdo]

....There's a ******** monster cricket hiding in my kitchen. More specifically on top of my microwave. The microwave that has my dinner in it. And it's underneath a cupboard too so I can't smack it over the head with something. >.< URGHGOAWAYDAMMIT  

[124-C]

Wait. You're afraid of a cricket?

...

rofl  

[invisible-weirdo]

I'm a chick, shut up >.< I have issues squishing spiders cuz of the bug guts and death throes.
Also this thing is a monster. A ******** flying monster. And he's out of reach so I can't squash it with a magazine (or several). And I swear, he stares at me and taunts me >.<

SHUT UP.  

[wakusei]

I was stalked by a monster cricket once. It followed me inside and I went upstairs...and it slowly made its way up. When I went to go to sleep it was by my bedroom door.

Creepy Mr. Cricket.  

[124-C]

*stares at Waku's name*

It's not like they bite, or anything...  

[wakusei]

I'm pretty in pink~


I don't mind bugs of any sort unless they're poisonous, are on me, are flying around me obnoxiously, or are in my room. Then they must die... twisted  

[124-C]

Yes, you are. Did that just happen today, or am I slow (as usual)?  

[invisible-weirdo]

I know they don't bite, but still >.< Disease-ridden ******** monster. Also, I have a feeling it wants to set my apartment on fire.

*pokes Waku's name*
D: Creepy Mr. Cricket indeed.

The thing is, I have no idea how something of that size snuck into my apartment without me noticing for at least like 3 hours. wtf.

EDIT: I have problems with any and all bugs that find their way into my living space.  

[pickle relish]

I have a ginormous crane fly in my room. :S  

[wakusei]

124-C

Yes, you are. Did that just happen today, or am I slow (as usual)?

It happened today... 3nodding

And I am off to bed now~ 'Night, all!  

[124-C]

The hell is a crane fly? *grabs his copy of Reader's Digests' North American Wildlife*

@Invis — He's trying to kill you with fire? That's a change...

[edit]@Waku — Well, congratulations and be well. biggrin  

[invisible-weirdo]

Night Waku~

Crane flies are horrid and need to die. I'm sorry, but I would freak out if something like that ended up in my bedroom.

Well he hasn't tried yet, but still. He stares at me. And there's something sinister about it. >.< Dammit.  

[pickle relish]

Night Waku.

@Tsuji: Crane fly.

@Invi: They are horrid. This one hasn't done much, though...
Stalker cricket?  

[invisible-weirdo]

In my experience, they don't usually do much. They just hang out and intimidate you with their size and horrid-ness.

Now if you'll excuse me, I think I'll be stepping out to stock up on bug spray and the like. I'm declaring war on this monster.  

[124-C]

Thanks, Pickles, but you should have just called it a mosquito hawk to begin with...

And they don't bother me. Perfectly harmless to humans. Even mosquitos...