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[Jafthasleftthebuilding]

I have food.

biggrin

[Starving is PAINFUL.]

After the hunger pangs disappear though, it's not that bad, although, I think the risk of ulcers shoot up a lot.  

[penned ignorance]

Damn... I guess I'll do the hip thing and live off of ramen noodles in my parent's basement. Those are cheap.  

[Jafthasleftthebuilding]

Take multivitamins so you don't run the risk of deficiencies.  

[penned ignorance]

Fair point. Good. My future is now planned out. Screw school.  

[Jafthasleftthebuilding]

Use a condom! biggrin

Don't be a fool, wrap your tool.

No glove? No love.

Don't get kinky, 'til you wrap your winky.

Be a good lover and give yourself cover.

Don't play God and wrap your rod.

... >_>  

[penned ignorance]

xD Wow I've never heard some of those ones.  

[Jafthasleftthebuilding]

You probably haven't since I'm sure I made a couple of those up. Although, I bet other people have, too. Rhyming is fun. biggrin

Here's a joke I'm passing around: Did you hear about the soldier who didn't make it back to base because he was smashed into the side of a building?

They consider him AWOL.  

[Taeryyn]

Jaft

You probably haven't since I'm sure I made a couple of those up. Although, I bet other people have, too. Rhyming is fun. biggrin

Here's a joke I'm passing around: Did you hear about the soldier who didn't make it back to base because he was smashed into the side of a building?

They consider him AWOL.

I'm giggling at it the second time round.  

[YunieCookie]

Because falling's not the problem
When I'm falling I'm in peace

Only about 30 pages left to 20,000...
(So that's about 3 pages/day :O )

It's only when I hit the ground
It causes all the grief

 

[Taeryyn]

I count 70 pages left. I think. We're almost at 19930, right?  

[YunieCookie]

Because falling's not the problem
When I'm falling I'm in peace

Aaaaand, I fail at counting.
*goes and dies in a hole*

It's only when I hit the ground
It causes all the grief

 

[Taeryyn]

D: No dying. I fail at counting frequently.  

[YunieCookie]

Because falling's not the problem
When I'm falling I'm in peace

>__>
I'm staying down here, though.

It's only when I hit the ground
It causes all the grief

 

[Taeryyn]

Is it a cozy hole?  

[YunieCookie]

Because falling's not the problem
When I'm falling I'm in peace

It's ... a hole-y hole?
(Not to be confused with a holy hole)

It's only when I hit the ground
It causes all the grief