Get phunkeh thread!! woo baby!!

[Jafthasleftthebuilding]

There are actually quite a few recipes according to good ol' Google.  

[Taeryyn]

I was just wondering if there was a specific liquor that tasted like that. I haven't been drinking much these days, though. I may have been put off of vodka for good. >__>  

[Jafthasleftthebuilding]

I think it has to be mixed for the whole effect... But!

http://mixthatdrink.com/jolly-ranchers-vodka/ That's a tutorial. I guess you either homebrew it or you can use a watermelon schnapps. I'm sure there are other ways.  

[Taeryyn]

I've made skittles vodka before, and it's great. You can also mix butterscotch ripple schnapps with limeade to get a shot that tastes like skittles.

But the overall effect of those jolly rancher vodkas...those are pretty. o.o  

[Jafthasleftthebuilding]

Artificial colouring can do amazing things, like give your kids ADD. biggrin  

[Taeryyn]

I'm just content "my kid" isn't getting drunk or high anymore, so I can tolerate the artificial food colouring. (So long as he's getting it from candy and not candy vodka.)  

[Jafthasleftthebuilding]

Make sure he brushes his teeth after drinking citrus drinks, *nod nod*

And hide that candy vodka. Oh no... I'm actually salivating thinking about watermelon vodka. D:  

[Taeryyn]

Come to think of it, I dunno when the last time he saw a dentist.  

[Jafthasleftthebuilding]

Just kill a hen, draw a summoning circle with the blood, throw the feathers up in the air, and voila! Tooth Doctor.  

[Taeryyn]

But that's so messy...  

[Jafthasleftthebuilding]

Well... You're Canadian, or something similar. Go call one up.  

[Taeryyn]

"Canadian, or something similar"

xd  

[Jafthasleftthebuilding]

:3

Makes me wonder what's similar.  

[Taeryyn]

I would say "Alaskan", but that Palin creature ruined that possibility.  

[Jafthasleftthebuilding]

Inuit? biggrin