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Posted: Wed May 30, 2012 6:53 pm
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Jafthasleftthebuilding Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2012 5:38 pm
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I am an idiot. I just did something incredibly ******** stupid (although unintentionally awesome for the recipient).
We ordered delivery. The total came to about $22. I hand over two $20s, plus a tip. The delivery guy looks at me strangely, and asks how much I want back. Thinking (or, rather, not thinking at all) that what I gave him was only a $5 or $6 dollar tip, I replied, "All of it." The guy seems even more unsure, and asks me if I'm really sure. I say "Yup!", and he leaves, dazed, probably because he just made a $25 tip.
I don't even...
Somewhere, possibly, in my sleep-deprived brain, I think I put together the "two" and "twenty" from "twenty-two", and came up with "two twenties". Maybe. I don't know. I'm trying to console myself with the thought that I probably made his day, but the intense feeling of embarrassment is getting in the way.
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Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2012 7:38 pm
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Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2012 8:04 pm
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Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2012 8:06 pm
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Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2012 8:08 pm
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Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2012 8:23 pm
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Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2012 3:43 pm
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Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2012 5:04 pm
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Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2012 5:23 pm
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Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2012 7:41 am
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Jafthasleftthebuilding Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2012 1:18 pm
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Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2012 7:07 pm
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Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2012 7:16 pm
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