Favorite Quotes

[Soultrain]

Dear Stop Sign,
You are a stop sign and I am a
cinder block. Therefore I think
we should break up. I hope we
can still be's friends.

Love Always,
Cinder Block  

[Lord Derpingsworth]

Polymascotfoamalate!

Feed it to the babies.

Polymascotfoamalate!

Or as a topping on soured cream!

Polymascotfoamalate!(Msct-) + (Fm8+)

Polymascotfoamalate! Helping America Ingenuitize the Future across the globe!  

[Soultrain]

But, Earthling, they don't have polymascotfoamalate on my planet. Eh, rumble.

That's 'cause you're a Communist fool, red!  

[Orizion]

Earthling, explain to me this pile of rotten rodnetia...rumble.

It's Decemberween, Rumble Red. The most sanitary time of year. When everyone piles up all the dead rats they've a-cooma-lated throughout the year.

We don't have any Decemberweens on my planeeeeet, rumble.

Cosmic joy! I think this buffalo has showed me the true meaning of December-rumble-ween!  

[Lord Derpingsworth]

ooh! I'm a leglected official!  

[Soultrain]

Well, whaddaya know? What do they have on your planet?

Oh, not much. Long lines. Expensive bread. Rumble-doo.  

[Lord Derpingsworth]

Dear Sir Strong Bad stop
How do you manage the telegramophone whilst
wearing gentleman's sport gloves? stop
signed, Lord Elsington Hallstingdingdingworth

Curses! This is all anyone ever asks me.
You buffoon! Stop. You...carpetbagger. Stop. I'll give you what for! The Sneak! How was that? I told that poor sap I'd give him what for! Yes... now go and steal me fresh jam!  

[Orizion]

Previously on Strong Bad email:

A familiar message!
Two of the same!
And another one!
Frustration of frustrations! It's all they ever ask! WILL THEY NEVER CEASE?!?! STAY TUNED TO FIND OUT!  

[Soultrain]

I'm a shrimp! Doingita-doingita-doingy! Don't eat me, somebody, oh no, I'm a shrimp...  

[Orizion]

I can't eat that kind of bar because I'm in training. Don't you have of the other kinds of bars? You know... energy bars... or power bars... or training bars?

I love prawns. Simple as that! *dances*  

[Soultrain]

Check out my new cohs-PLAY! I'm a demon on wheels!  

[Lord Derpingsworth]

Strong Sad! What did you do to my outgoing message? Those things are like my adopted foreign babies! Anyways, I forgot to tell you that a guy named Slick Somebody called from a place called Marzipans Stupid Face Plumbing, and he said he replaced my toilets roaming candle valve? whatever that is, so maybe don't flush the toilet until--

Oohh!!

peeeww!! pew pew!!  

[Soultrain]

Marzipan, it's Bubs! You're three weeks late on that movie rental, lady! And that V. I. Warshawski still counts as a new release! That's three dollars a day! Plus, what's wrong witcha voice? You sound all fat, depressing, and Allan Poe. And you're gonna be real po' if you don't pay that late fee! Heh heh heh. Shop at Bubs'!  

[Lord Derpingsworth]

Two hundred and forty-eight... that's just a little less than 250!
Yup! I remember learning that in school!  

[Soultrain]

You look like you come from a long line of five bucks-havers. Well, the Homestarmy has a career for you in the no-armed forces!