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Jafthasleftthebuilding Vice Captain
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 Posted: Sun Sep 10, 2006 2:25 am
This malfunction is doing quite good... time to send a more advanced robot to face off against this... machine.
Jaft sends Dancer 04 to dance against the machine who acts on its own.
Dancer 04 reaches the dance off area and begins immediately. Dancer 04 does an array of classic Micheal Jackson moves that include grabbing its own metallic crotch and performing the Moonwalk. Dancer 04 moved with graced and had excellent footwork. If Dancer 04 wore a Michael Jackson mask, no one would be able to tell the two apart, except that robots don't like little boys.
Let's see Mr. I am Broken top that...
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Posted: Sun Sep 10, 2006 2:31 am
The Rogue Robot stood in a bored position as it watched Dancer 04 mimic one of the greats. Its turn finally arrived and the Rogue Robot wasted no time.
He immediately began break dancing like no other. He began with a handstand into a spinning headstand.
Jaft watched the Rogue Robot without becoming dizzy and tried to think of a way to beat. No ideas came to his mind immediately, but Jaft remained most persistent in his thinking...
Maybe Dancer 06 can beat him...
The Rogue Robot held its position upside down and finally finished. It waited for the next opponent to come and challenge the Rogue Robot.
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Jafthasleftthebuilding Vice Captain
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Jafthasleftthebuilding Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Sep 10, 2006 2:38 am
Jaft looked around and found Dancer 06 and pushed a number of buttons.
Dancer 06 appeared to be approaching the Rogue Robot, aka former Dancer 10... Instead it shut down and ceased to function.
Jaft could not do anything except feel confusion at what happened.
What the hel...? Find. I'll just have to bring out the last one I have.
Jaft pressed a button to activate Dancer 09's Ultra Super Jaft Dance Mode 6000 Remix Central Edition Plus.
Dancer 09 flips over to the dance off area and becomes agitated as it wanted to dance uncontrollably. It wanted to shed its nuts and bolts and move.
Yes... this is the Jaft mode.
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Posted: Sun Sep 10, 2006 2:44 am
Dancer 09 and Rogue Robot both start to dance battle. They both match each other's moves and try to outdo the other, but both of them seemed to be only able to match each other move for move.
Jaft watched the spectacle and could only show respect for the Dance that possessed the two robots.
Thank you for blessing me today Dance. I thank you.
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Jafthasleftthebuilding Vice Captain
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Jafthasleftthebuilding Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Sep 10, 2006 2:49 am
The two robotic dancers continued to dance and dance that even the dancefloor groaned from the effort from keeping together.
This may never end. I have to end this now.
Jaft shuts down Dancer 09 and takes its place instead.
Dancer 10 is going down now!
Jaft draws his katana and faces the Rogue Robot.
The Rogue Robot showed no sign of surprise or fear and just stood there.
The man and robot both knew this dance, a dance danced by many everyday in the world. This dance was called the Dance of Death. Both knew only one would walk away from the dancefloor...
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Posted: Sun Sep 10, 2006 2:52 am
*Back to present tense.
Jaft begins with a sliding thrust only to watch the Rogue Robot dodge his katana with a twirl to its right. The robot then comes spinning in like a ballerina and tries to sweep Jaft, but he jumps up in the air and comes down with his katana on the Rogue Robot.
The Rogue Robot rolls out of the way and starts to walk on its hands and starts to spin very fast.
Trying to knock my down hmm? That will not happen today.
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Jafthasleftthebuilding Vice Captain
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Jafthasleftthebuilding Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Sep 10, 2006 3:01 am
Jaft stands in a defensive dance stance and fends off any close kicks with his katana. He side steps occasionally to keep some distance between them.
Robots don't get tired, but I'm feeling the exhaustion creeping up behind me. I have to end this or I face destruction from one of my own robots.
Jaft plants his sword in the ground with the blade opposing the direction of the spinning robot and jumps back drawing another one of his katana.
Before it can stop the Rogue Robot unintentionally slices off its own right foot...
What will happen now?
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Posted: Sun Sep 10, 2006 3:28 am
The Rogue Robot can only use its hands to move around now. It travels quickly despite the disadvantage and tries to close in on Jaft. Jaft continues to jump and twirl and sidestep out of the way, but the Rogue Robot does something that Jaft didn't even program...
The Rogue Robot never gave up. Through sheer determination and will it persistenly chased after Jaft and tired Jaft out. He finally made contact with Jaft as he did a Tornado Spin into Jaft's midsection.
Jaft felt his body fly back into a wall and became angry.
Time to die fool...
As the robot launched itself at Jaft again, Jaft threw all of his body weight into a mighty thrust and destroyed the inner circuitry of the robot, thus killing it in a way. The momentum of the heavy robot threw Jaft back onto the ground, but the victory goes to the human.
Jaft stood victoriously over his opponent.
You danced bravely... Well done.
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Jafthasleftthebuilding Vice Captain
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Jafthasleftthebuilding Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Sep 10, 2006 3:36 am
After the whole ordeal, Jaft sends all his robots home with the push of the white button. The working robots also collect the robot parts of the Rogue Robot for later use.
A little rest is in order. I deserve it.
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Posted: Sun Sep 10, 2006 4:08 am
I take it that you've been enjoying having the Phunkeh thread all to yourself, Jaft? smile
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Jafthasleftthebuilding Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Sep 10, 2006 4:18 am
Jaft does not talk in this thread, only acts and thinks.
Yes, my dear Terra. I have... muahahaha... Perhaps I should make a record of this for some other purpose...
Jaft is still to tired to move around and just sits in the middle of the dancefloor. His cellphone reads 4:17 am.
Almost morning... better do those dishes maybe.
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Posted: Sun Sep 10, 2006 4:25 am
Jaft stands up with a tired look on his face and walks out of the Phunkeh Thread.
I'll be back.
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Jafthasleftthebuilding Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Sep 10, 2006 6:37 am
having fun talking to yourself jaft?
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Posted: Sun Sep 10, 2006 6:39 am
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Posted: Sun Sep 10, 2006 6:40 am
yeah i'd say he was having fun.
does he really always only talk to himself in the phunkeh thread?
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