Get phunkeh thread!! woo baby!!

[Jafthasleftthebuilding]

Jaft protects his bulge and gives Indigo Project a glare that could make a zonbie think twice about eating him.

I need that meat now...

Jaft asks anyone to bring some meat to him.  

[Slim95]

Slim, still incredibly confused and quite distressed, scrambled around the counter and ripped open the fridge. She looked with bewildered eyes over its contents and ran to Jaft with a steak in her hands. Retreating to her bar stool, she curiously waited to see what Jaft wanted with meat.

(I still don't know where this is going gonk )  

[Undakai]

*snaps his fingers and the vines that were bulging in jafts pants begin to wither away*

...I don't think I missed 3nodding  

[Jafthasleftthebuilding]

Undakai's spell didn't work because there were no vines in Jaft's pants, only something that was like a vine. Silly Undakai.

Jaft thanks Slim and places the meat on the table near to his crotch and waits. He rips off a piece and looks like he's trying to feed his bulge. Suddenly, Jaft's bulge starts to move around and something appears to come out of his pants.

Hey Robert... I know you like live prey, but settle for this steak instead ok?

Out from Jaft's pants comes out his pet Reticulated Python.

Jaft is clearly relieved of the stress and smiles.  

[Indigo Project]

"Aw, man!" She puts the gun under her hat... since there is nowhere she can really put it anyway.  

[Slim95]

Undakai

*snaps his fingers and the vines that were bulging in jafts pants begin to wither away*

...I don't think I missed 3nodding

Slim's head perks up. "I HEARD AN UNDAKAI!"

She whirled around at a nearly impossible speed and launched herself in the air, landing with carefully practiced expertise on his back. "Hey!"  

[Dragorn the warrior]

he walked in with caution. "hey, was up?"  

[Slim95]

Slim waved at Dragorn whilst sitting atop Undakai's head. "Hullo!"  

[Jafthasleftthebuilding]

Jaft starts to play with Robert.  

[Dragorn the warrior]

sees slim "oh, hey slim. why you on his head?"  

[Slim95]

Slim glanced around, as if observing her surroundings would provide an answer to Dragorn's question.

"Er...........because..........he's Undakai?" she replied, still not quite sure WHY she was perched on someones head....  

[Dragorn the warrior]

"eh, whatever." sits down. "so, what i miss?"  

[Jafthasleftthebuilding]

Jaft lets Robert eat the steak and scratches his belly. He decides to finish his cup of water and just watches the now busier thread.  

[Indigo Project]

Jaft

Jaft starts to play with Robert.

"Oh, god. Jaft is playing with the snake in his pants." She sighs and goes back to playing with Tektek.  

[Dragorn the warrior]

Indigo Project

Jaft

Jaft starts to play with Robert.

"Oh, god. Jaft is playing with the snake in his pants." She sighs and goes back to playing with Tektek.

"why would people have a snack in their pants? which reminds me of the guy that tried to steal these two lobsters. he probably isn't to happy."