Favorite Quotes

[Orizion]

How do you ever expect to get an eye patch, mustache, or robotic arm like this— clank, clank— unless you join up with a shady band of missionaries? Oh, crap, I did it again! Mercenaries, I meant mercenaries! We do bad stuff!  

[Lord Derpingsworth]

Hurry up, Diaper Stripe! I wanna print out that butt I made out of hyphens and dollar signs!  

[Soultrain]

Aw, man! Wish I had a time-and-space-transcending piece of paper on my team.  

[Lord Derpingsworth]

The Cheat, man. Where did we go wrong? Seems like just yesterday we were setting fire to Strong Sad's underwears.

That was yesterday!  

[Orizion]

Well, keep searching. Try putting stuff in quotes or something. Or use "and" and "or". Oh, yeah, "and" go away.

Oh, Boolean operators! "Blue and ones"! Good idea!

Hiccup. Hey, look at that! A little guy. A bug did fly in my mouth!

Ugh... the good times are definitely over.

The world is saved! I found the blue ooooones!  

[Soultrain]

Agh! I swallowed a bug! Bug swallow! Bug swallow! What do I do? What do I do? Okay, okay, calm down. Calm...down. Remember health class. A-hem. Sir or madam, are you all right? Do you need medical resistance? Oh, it's not working! The good times are over!  

[Orizion]

Aww. Now my head's not taped to the TV.

Homestar Runner, did you shoot Caleb?

I sure did.  

[Soultrain]

Oh, tattoos, huh? I'd get one on my forearm that said, "The For Real Deal," and has a picture of me dressed up like Uncle Sam.  

[Lord Derpingsworth]

No ma'am, this would be a password you gave to us. Yes sir, it could be the last four digits of your dog, or your mother's maiden credit card number...  

[Soultrain]

Ma'am, please calm down. Your CD tray is not a cup holder. I cannot help you clear your browser cache. No, I'm not in India.  

[Orizion]

"No no. The broom is in the foreground and you can't take things in the foreground. You don't see me all typing 'get browser window', do you?"  

[Soultrain]

You attempt to take ye ROPE but alas it is enchanted! It glows a mustard red and smells like a public privy. The ROPE wraps round your neck and hangs you from parapets. With your last breath, you wonder what parapets are. GAME OVER.  

[Orizion]

And stay tuned for The Animated Adventures of Thy Dungeonman!

My cousin's coming to visit!
Hiya, guys!
You get back heeeeeere!  

[Soultrain]

Ah, come on, Secret Collect! Let's go surfing inside the evil castle!  

[Lord Derpingsworth]

Niiice try new papes. But that does make me feel a little better. he was so stripedy.