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Jafthasleftthebuilding Vice Captain
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 Posted: Sat Sep 16, 2006 12:29 am
Jaft looks at the other people in the thread and notices that they are speaking like him now. Jaft can only smiles as his behavior infects the others.
Bwahaha. Life is good.
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Posted: Sat Sep 16, 2006 12:31 am
LaBelle turns on Jaft, "You are not the center of the universe and we do not revolve around you. Honest.... there is proof that we don't... somewhere."
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Posted: Sat Sep 16, 2006 12:32 am
"A little caffeine wouldn't hurt at this hour..." muttered Slim as she tossed yet another empty can into the trash. "If I get wired enough I might be able to actually type properly."
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Posted: Sat Sep 16, 2006 12:33 am
"I honestly have a real craving for rum and coke. I have the indelible urge to just get completely drunk right now."
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Posted: Sat Sep 16, 2006 12:38 am
Slim sighed heavily, taking her usual seat atop the bar counter.
"You do that. Us under-aged teens shall sit here and drink Sprite till the sun comes up."
Despite the fact that she said "us", Slim was completely alone on the marble counter surface. It would appear that all the other phunkeh-goers of her age group were nestled in their beds.
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Posted: Sat Sep 16, 2006 12:39 am
La Belle is the fan for my flames because everytime she blows me, the flame only grows.
Jaft finally stands up from his stool and performs some stretches while he feels Slim's gaze focus on his backside.
Why does she always do this to me? Maybe it's all that poison she's drinking.
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Jafthasleftthebuilding Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Sep 16, 2006 12:39 am
"Wait... am I legal here?" Said LaBelle who is 19, therefore legal in Canada but not in the US. "What's the ATG drinking age?"
Why does Jaft always have to think in innuendo? Or am I the one with the dirty mind?
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Posted: Sat Sep 16, 2006 12:42 am
Jaft holds out a pamphlet about drinking. The pamphlet talks about 21 being the legal age in California while it varies with each state.
Jaft performs more stretches to loosen up his muscles.
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Jafthasleftthebuilding Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Sep 16, 2006 12:43 am
Slim carries on, staring off into space, oblivious to Jaft's innuendos and false narrations.
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Posted: Sat Sep 16, 2006 12:45 am
"Slim, how old are you, anyway?" LaBelle asked out of curiosity.
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Jafthasleftthebuilding Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Sep 16, 2006 12:46 am
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Posted: Sat Sep 16, 2006 12:48 am
Begins to wonder if Jaft uses any actual speech at all or if everything he says is implied.
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Jafthasleftthebuilding Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Sep 16, 2006 12:50 am
What is Belle fussing about?
Jaft looks around and bends down to stretch his calves.
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Posted: Sat Sep 16, 2006 12:51 am
"Close! I'm fifteen," sighes Slim. "Not yet old enough to move out, nor young enough to escape my ever-growing responsibilities...."
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