Get phunkeh thread!! woo baby!!

[Trish the Stalker]

"Omo.... how old are you? And you have a baby???"

IDIOT! Why did you ask questions? Now you'll find out the answers.  

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"How on earth am I supposed to take the baby? You know I would...but I don't know how to get it from him!" she whispers.  

[Omochii]

Sniffing slightly, despite herself, Omochii turns to Belle and simply states, "La Belle, my friend, I am far too young to give birth legally. But please - take good care of my baby, Jomochaft, and protect him from Jaft and the taunting kids of the playground!"

Turning back to Ruschca, she simply states, "...I shall think of something."

She turns to Jaft now, and sends him a telephathic wave with much meaning, emotion and depth. She wonders how he will interpret this.  

[Jafthasleftthebuilding]

Jaft listens in on ruschca's really loud whispers.  

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"Jaft, give me the baby. I'll feed him. But only this time." she says.

I'm gonna regret this...  

[Nami Tsuki]

Nami decides to take part in the literate rp styled discussion and sits in the corner. "So, taco.... I like tacos how bout you, taco?" she asks.  

[Omochii]

Live well my son.

Omochii sheds a single tear.

...Before turning to Nami Taco and staring hungrily at her.  

[Jafthasleftthebuilding]

Jaft hands the baby over to ruschca and stands very close to her lest she try and kidnap him.

Good, he will finally be able to eat.  

[Trish the Stalker]

Belle is incredibly grateful that she's taking birth control.  

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Omochii...I'm sorry. I can't just let him die!

There's always the chance that we can hire an assassin to kill him later on anyways.  

[Omochii]

Now is your chance, Ruschca!

Omochii desperately hopes that Ruschca can sense her telephathic waves. She stands between Jaft and Ruschca, barring Jaft from capturing them.

RUN, YOU FOOL!  

[Trish the Stalker]

"Should we maybe introduce Jomochaft to Muffin? Either they'll get along well or Muffin will end up eating Jomochaft."  

[Jafthasleftthebuilding]

Jaft puts Omochii over his shoulder and watches his son carefully.

I will eat Muffin before that happens.  

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Ruschca makes a mad dash for the door.

And also uses the baby as a human shield, lest Jaft tries to cut her.  

[Omochii]

Omochii struggles in vain. She cannot escape from Jaft's bear-like grasp. Wailing in despair, she screams to whoever will listen, "Protect Jomochaft from Muffin! I beg you!"