Favorite Quotes

[Orizion]

Never-ending soda! A-a-a, a-a-a, a-a-a....  

[Soultrain]

The blood is rushing to my head... Blacking out, blacking out, blacking out...  

[Lord Derpingsworth]

But I never got my sunflower seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeddddsss!!  

[Soultrain]

I don't know what kinda low-rent, three-bedroom, two-bath, section 8 sport you're playin' here, but I'm playing women's lacrosse.  

[Orizion]

Ten-Hut! Prepare to feel the fluoride sting of the Homestarmy! Strong Badia... will be ours!
No it won't. We're about to play some badminton. So... no invasion.
Oh. Oh I see. Retreat! Fall back men! We're in over our heads!
Bennedetto! Don't you die on me, Bennedetto! Not on my watch! Don't you give up! You never gave me the five bucks...  

[Soultrain]

Mrs. Bennedetto, my name is Colonel Homestar Runner. I served with Frank in the Homestarmy at the battle of Strong Badia. I hate to give you this news... Frank was one of the finest friggin' soldiers I ever met! And he still kinda owes me five bucks. So, if you could just... fork it over...  

[Lord Derpingsworth]

The word "technology"... means... "magic". It's basically anything that's really cool that you don't know how it works. And if it breaks, you have to buy a new one. Why, I've got some technology beneath my pants right now!  

[Whats..Her..Face!!]

TECH-NO-LOGICAL RO-MANCE!  

[Soultrain]

Robots are technology shaped like square people. They are primarily used for destroying Japan and serving hors d'œuvres.  

[Lord Derpingsworth]

After I closed my eyes, first it got real dark. Then it got real slimy. Then it got unspeakable and when I opened my eyes, three days had passed. And Pom-Pom still hasn't landed!  

[Orizion]

Well, I thought that this much gelatin would sorta naturally attract oiled-up bikini wrestlers.

I thought it would naturally attract oiled-up Bill Cosby.

Help has arrived! Everybody in there, shut your eyes. This-a ain't-a gonna be-a prettay.  

[Whats..Her..Face!!]

I'M AN ABOMINATION! And I'm comin' to your house after school.  

[Soultrain]

They're orange, doo doo. They're black, dee dee. Look for the one with me on the bag... dressed as a vampire!  

[Lord Derpingsworth]

And the #1 item on Strong Bad's bottom ten is...
Thcleaning your own puke off the keyboard.

Simone, that'll be $7.50. And bring some paper towels. Eww, and some tweasers. I think I see a Fluffy Puff Nibblin' in there.  

[Whats..Her..Face!!]

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