Favorite Quotes

[Orizion]

AaAaAaAa! I'm your death's door neighbor. Puff. Cough. Toff.

What is with you and those boxing gloves, anyway?!
Whew! I handled that pretty well! I deserve a reward!
Oh, hello my winged friend!

I'm just in time for the murder mystery!
I'm not gonna lie to you, that's a healthy piece of real estate!  

[Soultrain]

You rally might, Pez dispenser.  

[Whats..Her..Face!!]

He told you. You decided to take at face value something the guy who lives in a bush and talks to melty candy bars said.  

[Orizion]

Oh, excardon me!
Ummm... I don't know what that means! And you still smell like pea soup!

Man! So cool! Say something else!
I have to be going, Ethel. I have some important lines to stand in.
Oh... Will I ever see you again?
Ex-obably not.  

[Soultrain]

Uh, excardon me, but none of that stuff is cool, Strong Bad. You basically described that creep Señor Cardgage that lived down the street from us when we were little.

What!? You didn't think Senor Cardgage was cool?

No! He was extremely sketchy and gave me nightmares.

And... What's not cool about giving you nightmares?  

[Whats..Her..Face!!]

I'm very sorry, ma'am, but could you help an old denominator, like me, gather his spectacles?  

[Orizion]

Alonzo Mourning to you, Mytrlebeth. Say hello to my tacklebox.
Hello there, tacklebox. I'm such a big fan.
Well, if you could just sign right here on the dotty line, the adaption will be complete.
You're gonna adopt me?  

[Soultrain]

Let the little childrens go.

I HOPE THEY DON'T A SPLODE  

[Whats..Her..Face!!]

WELL, MY HEAD A SPLODE  

[Soultrain]

Like, it looks so awesome, girls would probably try to make out with the screen and we'd have to program it to be like: BACK OFF BABY  

[Orizion]

It'd be like...

Ye find yeself in yon dungeon. Ye see a FLASK. Obvious exits are NORTH, SOUTH, and DENNIS.

What wouldst thou deau?
Get ye flask
Ye can't get ye flask!

And you'd just have to sit there and imagine why on earth you can't get ye flask! Because the game's certainly not going to tell you.  

[Whats..Her..Face!!]

Ye arrive at Dennis. He wears a sporty frock coat and a long jimberjam. He paces about nervously. Obvious exits are NOT DENNIS.  

[Soultrain]

You engage Dennis in leisurely discussion. Ye learns that his jimberjam was purchased on sale at a discount market and that he enjoys pacing about nervously. You become bored and begin thinking about parapets.  

[Whats..Her..Face!!]

That jimberjam really makes the outfit. Man, that art a nice jimberjam.  

[Soultrain]

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