Favorite Quotes

[Whats..Her..Face!!]

He said he thought paunchberry sounded like a disgusting ice cream flavor. But I beg to differ.

I THOUGHT WE WERE TALKING ABOUT MOTORCYCLES!  

[Soultrain]

Come on, man, drop the act! I've gotta get into the pwawty cloughb.

YOU'RE NOT ON THE LIST!

The list?! You're looking at a greasy bag of fast food!

DON'T BE SO HARD ON YOURSELF!  

[Whats..Her..Face!!]

I haven't been able to fit into my lucky pants for almost ten years! That's why come I'm in such a bad mood all the time!

I CAN LET OUT THE WAIST A LITTLE BIT FOR YOU!  

[Soultrain]

Thank you, Brotherstar Runnerbro... ther. Well, I've taken the minutes from last month's meeting and sold them as rollover minutes to third world countries! Then I bought myself, I mean the Broternal Order of Different Helmets, a jetski! But then I wrecked it and broke my shin! So now my rubbing ointment costs fifty bucks a tube!  

[Whats..Her..Face!!]

What's the matter with you guys?! I should be in charge here! Why is Homestar running this secret club?! Singing songs and secret handshakes?! That's rejected Girl Scout camp material! Put me in charge, and we'll be hitting each other with wooden stools until the morning light! Eating triple-fried pork rinds and burping video game music six ways till Tuesday! "Ever and More"?! That's horse puckey, you fools! It's all marketing mumbo jumbo! DON'T BELIEVE A WORD OF IT!!  

[Soultrain]

Thank you, Strong Bad. We look forward to hearing from you next week.

Thank you, Supreme Overlord.  

[Orizion]

We'll just see about that, old buddy, old pal. We'll just see.

Homestar, are those just candles with a drawing of a clock taped to them?

Oh, um. Sorry guys, I gotta catch this invisible secret elevator.  

[Whats..Her..Face!!]

How much you wanna bet he stays down there all week?  

[Soultrain]

Whoa, where are we? I suddenly feel so... easy to animate.

Meh!

I dunno man, but we gotta stay edgy. We can't let this deep, dark hole get us down in a deep, dark hole. Here, lemme kick you. That's a classic shenani-move.  

[Whats..Her..Face!!]

Oh, Adelaide, you devil! Substituting bacon grease for butter? If my Wilbur only knew...


WILL YOU PLEASE KEEP IT DOWN?  

[Mr Nutt se]

Strong Bad: Shut up, Stitch

Strong Bad: I hear the Cold Ones here are pretty good.
Tycho: Aren't you, like, ten?
Strong Bad: You, shut face. They also shake up some decent... bananaang. Banang. Banaaa-aaang. Baaaaa-
Max: STOP IT!
...
Strong Bad:...nang.  

[Whats..Her..Face!!]

That's right, stupid ghosts, shoo! Go off and show up as unexplained blurs and mysterious photographs or something!

Ghost photography ain't no joke, Strong Bad. You too can take pictures that look like you sneezed on 'em.  

[Soultrain]

IT'S THE GHOST OF GENERAL TSO! Oh wait. It's just grody and rotten. The Cheat, will you please freaking clean up after yourself? Oh well, looks like Strong Badia is ghost-free, proud to be.  

[Orizion]

Ooooh! Automatic hole formatting!
You mean, more amazing than checking an email on this computer?!
But Strong Bad, I'm hate hushpuppies!
Man, I coulda sworn one of you guys liked hushpuppies!  

[Whats..Her..Face!!]

Sorry, guys, we're getting nowhere. I don't speak extravagantly broken computer.