Favorite Quotes

[Soultrain]

Just email who you think done it on a 3x5 note card, stick a Fluffy Puff on each corner, AND JUST WALK AWAY, MOTHER.  

[Whats..Her..Face!!]

Those rotten little punks next door won't know what hit 'em when you...fill 'em...fulla lead.  

[Orizion]

Watch me do a little bit o' email, and I'll watch you do a little bit o'-uh- that's never happened before. Watch me do a little bit o' email, and I'll watch you do a little bit o'-uh- that's never happened befo- oh wait, it's an email. That has happened before. And quite a few times if I remember correctly.  

[Whats..Her..Face!!]

I'm intrigued by these...how you say...emails.  

[Soultrain]

Thanks for choosing Strong Bad Email. Would you like to try a combo meal?  

[Orizion]

Nine-seventeen, sever your leg please, sir.
Sever your leg, please. It's the greatest day.
Please enter your password.
What window? You're just a crackly drive-thru whale out in the middle of a field! Come on, The Cheat. Let's take our invisible business elsewhere.  

[Whats..Her..Face!!]

Register does not contain more than fifty doctors.  

[Soultrain]

Pour gravel on your stump please, ma'am.  

[Orizion]

Oh. Watch out, The Cheat. There is a statue of a wheelchair outside the field of play, several feet away. Not moving at all. Just, statuing.
Oh, I guess I forgot to port. Oh! I guess I forgat to prat! OH! Gorka fa pork!
The Cheat! You didn't!  

[Whats..Her..Face!!]

And yes, even in this infernal place, you can't escape "the blue family recreation water"! That stuff's just begging for kids to either drink it, or pee in it. Or worse booooooooooooth.  

[Soultrain]

Get your own! *chomp*

Umm, I'm gonna say that's a birdie. Yep. Definitely a birdie.  

[Orizion]

Whoa, Marzipan. Check out that ugly bird.
Homestar, I think that bird is The Cheat.
No way! The Cheat is one fine-looking young man. That is an ugly bird.  

[Whats..Her..Face!!]

*singing* Ugly bird, ugly bird, ugly bird, ugly bird...  

[Soultrain]

What are you doing here?

Well, I was gonna get a high five, but, I see that I'm already here. And with a snake on my head!

Yeah, that's right. So I'm gonna have to charge you double. You know, since you're both here.

That sounds reasonable!  

[Whats..Her..Face!!]

I make cartoon animations with my computer. Don't ask me to make a video for your band. You guys suck.