Favorite Quotes

[Soultrain]

Say, wait! Look, it's the rapping man, come to do his landry! I was supposed to ask, can you record on my new ablum?  

[Orizion]

These peoples tried to fade me!
I am still awesome. Seriously. Hey, Coach! I wasn't trying to fade you. That wasn't me. I don't know who those peoples were.  

[Whats..Her..Face!!]

Oh, dag! That man has just ordered breakfast in the middle of my rap song!  

[Soultrain]

Dudes, don't forget to take your tux back tomorrow before noon or they charge you like two hundred dollars or some'n. It's ridankalus.  

[Whats..Her..Face!!]

Oh... Don't look now Marzipan, but I think we're the hottest couple at the prom.

Homestar, as always, we're the only couple at the prom.  

[Soultrain]

I can't believe we got a cardboard cutout of Tenerence Love to play our Junior Prom!  

[Whats..Her..Face!!]

Light purple cummerbund,
You know you're my only one!
Don't need no date to the prom
'Cause I got a light purple cummerbund on  

[Soultrain]

You may think you've won this time, Perducci! But Dangeresque always has the last laugh... and the last danish.

No one gets the last danish in my house!!  

[Whats..Her..Face!!]

Allow me to introduce you to both my secret weapon and your doom: Killingyouguy!  

[Soultrain]

Broken windows! This must be the place!

These mean streets are tough. I'll handle the dumpsters, YOU take the piles of cardboard boxes.  

[Whats..Her..Face!!]

So, we finally shut down Bubs' operation. And not just because he was an unlicensed unlicensed seller either. Guess what all those piñatas were stuffed full of.... Homestar?

*singing* Broken glass, broken glass, broken glass, broken glass.  

[Soultrain]

She was placed in this scene, prepped for animation, and then a new Legend of Zelda game probably came out and she was never heard from again.

Why, Ganondorf?! Why?!  

[Whats..Her..Face!!]

Blue Laser's been spotted at a local grocery store on double coupon day!

With the money Blue Laser could potentially save from those double coupons they could buy all kinds of super weapons that, like, turn babies into gold, or screw with the weather!  

[Orizion]

Next episode, Blue Laser, next episooooode!!
The grout cleaner is working, sir.
Fan-freaking-tastic! At last we'll have the edge we need to crush the Cheat Commandos!!

I need a price check on two babies. Price check on two babies.  

[Whats..Her..Face!!]

That's all me. I stuck a nuclear device in the oven in case I didn't make it out of here alive!