Favorite Quotes

[Soultrain]

Those loonies are gonna blow up the ocean!

WE'LL BLOW UP THE OCEAN!  

[Whats..Her..Face!!]

They're called super-snowldiers, thank you very much! And if I can find some carrots, they'll be destroying you all momentarily!  

[Soultrain]

Step off, Blue Laser! Get your hands off those diskettes and fiscal reports! Don't make me use this gun that I have.  

[Orizion]

The word "technology"... means... "magic". It's basically anything that's really cool that you don't know how it works. And if it breaks, you have to buy a new one. Why, I've got some technology beneath my pants right now! Whoo-ya! This is a diskette. Diskettes were invented by computers to help us. Like how cows invented milk.  

[Whats..Her..Face!!]

Get your wireless extension cords. Three for three hundred! Lightweight, existent, and shockproof!  

[Soultrain]

TECH-NO-LOGICAL RO-MANCE!  

[Whats..Her..Face!!]

Say, baby, uh... you wanna go find a remote access point with me?

FULL BARS!!!!  

[Soultrain]

If we cannot claim her heart, at least she's in the arms of a truly worthy adversary.

Sometimes...wizards are so awesome...it hurts.  

[Whats..Her..Face!!]

Those Gregs are such losers!  

[Soultrain]

I can't stand the way Meredith talks!

I'th hath a cruth on ethry boy'th!

I herly berly on gerly werly!

Shakespeared!  

[Whats..Her..Face!!]

What will our fair city do without this brave robotic duck?

Penguin.

No, you kiddin me? A penguin, huh? All this time...  

[Soultrain]

Ya'll are so wack.

Wiggidy-wack?

Nope, just regular type.  

[Orizion]

Previously on Strong Bad email! A familiar message! Two of the same! And another one! Frustration of frustrations! It's all they ever ask! WILL THEY NEVER CEASE?! STAY TUNED TO FIND OUT!!  

[Soultrain]

Oh my crap! Bubs turned us all into ants! That fortune cookie knew what he was talking about! C'mon, everyone. Let's go steal a slice of chocolate cake from that picnic table over there.  

[Whats..Her..Face!!]

King Bubsgonzola! King-King Bubsgonzola, Supreme!