Favorite Quotes

[Soultrain]

Things were looking grim, so we called an emergency town meeting. We needed an organized forum for people to shout out their ideas all at the same time!  

[Whats..Her..Face!!]

It's just in the foreground! People, it's just in the foreground!  

[Soultrain]

All right, boys. Prepare to make some dermal discoveries!  

[Orizion]

There was Leather Black, Ripped Denim Blue, Groupie Lipstick Red, Skin Flesh, Hairspray Blond, and Tight Shiny Purple. It even came with a cassette tape with a song about how to color!  

[Whats..Her..Face!!]

Whoa, looks like I missed one! As much as I respect you guys as artists, it's time to melt your faces off.  

[Soultrain]

Grab a box of sixty-four, with a sharpener a-built right in.
Dump 'em all out onto the floor, and let the party begin!  

[Whats..Her..Face!!]

Aww, crudcrap! My Skin Flesh broke! Where'm I gonna get another one of these at this hour? Ooh, wait! I bet Marzipan's teaching her kindergarten class down at the Montesodium school! Those kids eat crayons like they were paste!  

[Soultrain]

I've got two words for the children that are raised on that crap: HELD BACK. REPEATING THE THIRD GRADE. LOW STANDARDIZED TEST SCORES. I GUESS THIS WAS MORE THAN TWO WORDS. THE PAPER, PLEASE TAKE US HOME.  

[Orizion]

I'm not gonna lie to ya! That's a healthy piece of real estate!  

[Whats..Her..Face!!]

DaAaAaA! I'm a trendy tote bag!  

[Soultrain]

I'm the Captain Caaaaveman of the graveyard train!  

[Whats..Her..Face!!]

Bury Me Deep I'm Cold and Clammy!  

[Orizion]

It looks like the top of an enormous riches-filled structure! And wait, there's an inscription! "Col...donesdry..." Must be the name of an ancient civilization!
Oh. My. Geez. I knew it! Strong Badia was originally colonized by extra-terrestrials! That explains why I'm so brilliant! And why all beings look the same except for slight differences of our foreheads!

Wha-what? No, I don't know anyone named Rich.
OK, good. Then he can stay where he is!  

[Soultrain]

Quit ruining my ruins, Jurassic Dork! This clearly says "Babby Alien". Which is probably the name of my true mother, who left me here as a young larva hundreds of years ago, until someone, I'm guessing an elderly oatmeal enthusiast, unwittingly disturbed my cocoon. Oh, Babs! Why did you leave me stranded here?  

[Whats..Her..Face!!]

Get out of here, Nebulon! No one likes your style.