Favorite Quotes

[Soultrain]

Purple boxing gloves?! Did you do any fact-checking before you turned this in? What if I did that to you? Oh yeah, The Cheat, he's a...stripèd, green rabbit! With two butts!  

[Whats..Her..Face!!]

I mean, it was good. I liked the way you worked in Eh! Steve, but I don't think it deserved a trophy. I don't even think it deserved a pizza! Maybe a pizza trophy.  

[Soultrain]

You're not Daphne, you're... pizza trolls! Flame war!!  

[Orizion]

But Gunhaver, I've never had pizza before!
WHY DO YOU THINK REYNOLD
HAS NEVER TRIED PIZZA?

Um, I'm not entirely sure this is what they were talking about sir.
Shut it! Pizza can't talk!  

[Soultrain]

Pro-positive life tool number three: Have your light infantry create a thick smokescreen. Then lay down some suppressive fire until the snipers are in position. But look out for surface-to-air antioxidant missiles! Then by the time Reinforcements shows up your mom should be waiting for you in the bus turnaround!  

[Whats..Her..Face!!]

Ah-ha ha ha! You're deep-dish! Ah-ha ha! And you've got extra cheese! Ah-ha ha ha ha! Oh, pepperoni!  

[Soultrain]

What's with this guy?

He sounds crazy. Should we shoot him?

Abso-total-lutely!  

[Whats..Her..Face!!]

Quick, everyone! To the Action Figure Storage Vehicle!  

[Soultrain]

The secret entrance to Blue Laser's secret desert headquarters has to be in this secret desert somewhere!  

[Whats..Her..Face!!]

Once I collect the final secret, the sweepstakes will be mine!  

[Soultrain]

Ah, come on, Secret Collect! Let's go surfing inside the evil castle!  

[Whats..Her..Face!!]

Ohh, I don't know about this! Collect, collect, collect!  

[Soultrain]

Homestar, what are you doin'?! That thing is made out of flame pro-tardant Polymascotfoamalate!  

[Whats..Her..Face!!]

But, Earthling, they don't have polymascotfoamalate on my planet. Eh, rumble.  

[Soultrain]

That's 'cause you're a Communist fool, red!