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 Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 8:41 pm
*cuddles* I gots a joke!
A guy is in a bar in Ireland. He notices a guy in the corner sitting alone, so he decides to take to him. Everyone laughs at him, and when he asks the lone man why, he replies: "You see that briidge out there? I build it. but do they call me Ewan the Bridgebuilder? NO! And that wall! I built that too! but do they call me Ewan the Wallmaker? NO! But you ******** ONE goat!"
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Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 8:44 pm
I got a joke too! But you have to the answer out loud. How do you say virgin in German? Gutentite ninja And another! How do you say bra in German? Hodsemfumflappen ninja -Tsuji
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Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 8:44 pm
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Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 8:46 pm
Hey, Sanzo. Undakai said you had something to give me? -Tsuji
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Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 8:46 pm
Why are New Yorkers always depressed? I'll tell you why. Its becasue the light at the end of their tunnel is New Jersey.
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Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 8:47 pm
Oh yeah! he gave me a bill to hand over... it seems you owe him like 500 gold or something let me check
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Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 8:47 pm
Ahhahahahaha! Funny jokes Leon and Tsuji. Although... I don't think I'm pronouncing the last one right... must get out my German Pronounciation Guide for Singers.
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Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 8:50 pm
A guy came home one day after getting fired from work. He was so depressed that he decided to end it all and kill himself.
He went to the medicine cabinet, pulled out a bottle and began to swallow a handful of Prozac pills he found there.
After the first few he felt a lot better.
AND
Fun Things to Do at a Drive-Thru
1. Drive through the drive-thru in reverse and let your passenger order.
2. Ask the price of almost everything on the menu and then order something that you didn't ask the price for.
3. Tell the employee that your window is broken. Order and then pay with your door open. When the food comes, roll down the window and snatch your order from their hands.
4. Go to McDonald's and demand a big breakfast at 11:30 at night. Put up a fight.
5. Pay for a large order in pennies and nickels.
6. Order in another language. Be careful what neighborhood you're in.
7. When asked if they can take your order, tell them you are just window-shopping and drive on.
8. Laugh sadistically when asked if you would like ketchup.
9. Ask the cashier how they fit into that little box.
10. If they make you wait, make them wait when they come back on.
11. Demand to speak to the manager. When they come on, complain that you did not like the way the employee said, "May I take your order?"
12. When asked if they can take your order say, "Why, can I take yours?"
13. If they ask you to wait, order anyway and keep doing it till they yell at you.
14. Pretend your car has broken down. Ask for assistance moving it. When they come out, drive away.
15. Tell them you have to use the bathroom.
16. Order a cup of water and two napkins. That's it.
17. Don't order when they come on. Just sit there. If a line forms behind you, get out of the car and cause a scene.
18. When they hand you your food, hand them a bag with all the trash from your car in it.
19. Just stare at them when you pay and get your food. Don't break your stare.
20. Honk your horn the whole way through the line.
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Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 8:51 pm
Sentama Lin Ahhahahahaha! Funny jokes Leon and Tsuji. Although... I don't think I'm pronouncing the last one right... must get out my German Pronounciation Guide for Singers. I did it phonetically, Lin... @Sanzo - A bill? Whatever would I owe him gold for?! -Tsuji
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Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 8:51 pm
*digs around in mass of books and papers between episodes of Inuyasha*
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Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 8:53 pm
Ehhehheh... I just wasn't pronouncing right. I am writing music again after all... but that's a poor excuse. My brain is normally funny.
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Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 8:53 pm
gonk I can't find the post, but it was here somewhere in the Phunkeh thread... I think anyway. And I'm not sure what the bill was for but there was a bill!
*sets the books and papers that Indigo's digging through on fire*
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Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 8:54 pm
WAIT! finally found the post here it is Undakai Hey Sanzo *dodges, in a most serious manner* Tsujigiri-san, I have your bill...you know, for the ransom note. As I see it, your in dept about 500,000g.
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Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 8:57 pm
The f***?! Where does get that? -Tsuji
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Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 8:59 pm
It's Undakai... you don't ask questions
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