Favorite Quotes

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"GRABBIN YA BUTT? THAT'S NOT VERY LADY - LIKE!"

-Bubs

 

[Soultrain]

Oh, Strong Sad. Fancy seeing you here! And uncontrollably grabbing your own butt, I see. Oh, don't let me get in the way. Carry on! ~ Strong Bad  

[Kairi_12]

KnightFourteen

Strongmad to Marzipan after she got made out of letters from Strongbad's virus - "I CAN'T SPELL YOU!"

I love that one too. biggrin  

[asnone]

Strongbad: "I'm Spicy crispy chicken melt... johnson"
Strongmad: "NICE TO SEE YOU M.R. JOHNSON"  

[Transparent Yaoi]

"Check out Senor Cardgage's Entregway! Dump tell no Mandy, but its just a landmower turned bankways!" ~Senor Cardgage

"Look! Off the portbord stow!" ~Strong Bad

"My name is P, comma, Peacay! I likes to keep my bacon all greasay! I'm the best guest rapper in the music biz! I ain't even know who's song this is!" ~Peacy P

"Listen up straight ya'll buiscit heads, I'd like a piece of dry toast and two scrambled eggs!" ~Peacy P

"Don't be a jerky, fry that turkey!" ~King Of Town

"Don't worry turkey Joe! Even though I'm gonna rip your entrails out with my bare hands, I'm gonna grind 'em up with some rosemary and sage and shove 'em right back up there! Isn't that great?" ~Saddy Dumpington

"You shanked my Jengaship!" ~Homsar

"Come on moms! You know you wanna beat each other up over some stupid kid's toy! And if you draw blood, you just might make it onto this year's edition of mommy fights!~Bubs

 

[ThatGuyEdd]

"strong bads cool game for attractive people but you can play too" commercialls for strong bad game
(sorry if you cant understand)  

[Soultrain]

Cool game! Strong Bad's cool game! Not "box-look-under" game! Or "green bushes" game! What is that mess!?  

[ThatGuyEdd]

"For every dollar you give you give pistols for pandas we laugh at cause what good is a dollar gonna do" crack stuntman
 

[InvaderxGIR]

"P'shooooo" Homsar
 

[Soultrain]

"I'm the captain of the Gravy train! ALL ABOARD!"  

[Mav--Alex]

"hang on, the cheat. were goin to the mmmmmmooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn"-strong bad after drinking soy sauce  

[Lord Derpingsworth]

"I'll take one of everything"
"mhmm"
"Two of everything"
"Yup"
"Three of everything"
"Okay"
"Hm...do you have any five of everything?"
"I got six of those!"

-The King of Town and Bubs. Or the baloneyman.  

[Lord Derpingsworth]

"MEET A FIST!"
"kch...she killed my dog"

or more like

"SPARROWED!!"
"Ow! I new twist on an old classic...!"  

[Lord Derpingsworth]

"All right cliff-hangers, prepared to be resolved!hooya! Oh, and I brought you some snacks."
"you're a good friends Strong badStrong BadStrong Bad...  

[Lord Derpingsworth]

"Man, if I had a nickle for every E-mail I check, I would throw them at people in the food court, like on that railing, from up above."

"I DON' WANNA EAT A GUITAR!!"
"you're not eating it, your, shredding some hot licks, with your teeth."

Both from the haircut SBemail