Favorite Quotes

[Lord Derpingsworth]

♪When someone says "what's up?" Don't tell them about your butt!
Or any other embarassing phyisical problems you might have!♫
I collect those!  

[Soultrain]

Well, Homestar, I tell you. Girls are like a great sports play. You can't just rush in to the score zone! You kiddin' me? You'd be clobbered! You've gotta stick and move and zig and zag to get past the defenses, so you can score!  

[Lord Derpingsworth]

I think my imaginations broken. Let's see if I can think of the best thing ever.
BEST THING EVER: Beef.....stew. Yup it's broken alright.  

[Soultrain]

What?! What the crap just happened?! Is it possible that I was just... outsmarted by Homestar Runner?! I'LL GET YOU KEVIN GRUMBLES!  

[Lord Derpingsworth]

The only thing dictionaries are good for are to help The Cheat brush his teeth, and to help Homestar lose his teeth. THROW! Tooth!  

[Soultrain]

I can't wait till Strong Bad tells me 'bout that one. I'm'a go ahead and strip down to da nude!  

[Lord Derpingsworth]

"Who the crap are you, Duckshirt?" asked no shirt  

[Soultrain]

Oh, tattoos, huh? I'd get one on my forearm that said, "The For Real Deal," and has a picture of me dressed up like Uncle Sam.  

[Lord Derpingsworth]

...And the isoceles fish sandwich. Wait, we have a fish sandwich? When's the last time anyone ordered tha-  

[Soultrain]

We could buy the monocle off Rockefeller's very eyeball with that kind of cash!  

[Lord Derpingsworth]

Checking your e-mail at home from your work computer!!
It's kinda like playing first-person shooters with your girlfriend.
It kinda ruins them both!  

[Soultrain]

Do you take off your face and hands before you go to bed? And if so, are you some kind of robot? And if so, what kind of powers do you have? Do you use them for good, or for awesome? Would you like to join forces? I just happen to be the greatest criminal mind of our time.  

[Lord Derpingsworth]

Strong Sad! Why weren't you singing?
I don't believe in the message!
All in favor?
Aye!
All apposed?
Nay!
The Aye's win! You believe in the message now!
I really do!  

[Soultrain]

He said he thought paunchberry sounded like a disgusting ice cream flavor. But I beg to differ.  

[Lord Derpingsworth]

Note. To. Self. Get. Big. Ger. Note. Boo. K.
Mother of Mercy!- Strong Sad
Rough Copy SBemail