Favorite Quotes

[Soultrain]

Can't you see Malinko? All this hot legal action is tearing our non-existent friendship apart! Looks like we'll just have to settle out of court.  

[Lord Derpingsworth]

Ooh! Like a cow. Like a cow leg. Oh Strong Bad! It's like my cow lamp and your tape leg had a baby in my head and came out my mouth! There there, Daddy's here.
-Homestar from the "79 Seconds Left" toon  

[Soultrain]

Hey there, Wormdingler, I got youse this cupcake for your famous fifth birthday. You don't need no consummate V's to be my bride. Oh, did I just say that out loud?
Trogday 08  

[Lord Derpingsworth]

Scotty and I were just attaching indefinite articles, and he jokingly used "A" in front of a vowel sound!I'll attach this indefinited brick to your face! yah!
Nice reflexes scotty!  

[Soultrain]

I finally had no recourse but to fight imaginary fire with imaginary fire. So after drinking three gallons of blue drink, I made up my own imaginary friend so they could fight to the imaginary death!  

[Lord Derpingsworth]

Now when that bubble tape wears out, you'll fall into my open face booby trap!!
We were out of ketchup, mustard, and mayonnaise  

[Soultrain]

And of course, at one point, I tried to... Titi. On Scotty Titi.  

[Lord Derpingsworth]

("Oh no! My new boots!")

So we shut down Bub's(something stare ) And not just because he was an unlicsensed-unlicensed seller, but can you guess what those pinatas were filleed with? Homestar?
Broken Glass, broken glass, broken glass broken glass!
That was still my best birthday's ever.  

[Soultrain]

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("Oh no! My new boots!")

So we shut down Bub's (Operation) And not just because he was an unlicsensed-unlicensed seller, but can you guess what those pinatas were filleed with? Homestar?
Broken Glass, broken glass, broken glass broken glass!
That was still my best birthday's ever.

Ugly bird, ugly bird, ugly bird, ugly bird...  

[Lord Derpingsworth]

Hey! My birthday was last week! I don't see anyone making Stinko-man shaped pamcakes!  

[Soultrain]

Waah! Trogador! Is this your crazy, mixed-up way of asking me for some type of birthday challenge??  

[Lord Derpingsworth]

...And the test subject, was dead.
*gasp*
I am not!
Shut up.
And the final result...Strong Sad's adopted.
That's not true either  

[Soultrain]

Hey Coach Z! Hey Coach Z! Whaddaya got? Whaddaya got for me? How about that? Wanna play some soccer? Some hockeyjock? I got whatever it takes! Hey, ya want some salad? Pasta salad? Tuna salad? Fruit salad?  

[Lord Derpingsworth]

Okay girls, we're lost in the woods, with no troop leader. It's time to decide who we eat first. picks up the kazoo  

[Lord Derpingsworth]

A long time ago
Before things got weird
Came a
Dragon, a mighty dragon, that
Everybody
Feared!
Now, G is for Girraffe,
and H for halloween
But I'm not
Joking
about thisKilliLing
Machine!