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[Magical Maiden]

Silver: *cocks head* o_o?  

[Celestial Burden]

Hey! Sanzo and I are just being stupid fangirls.  

[Magical Maiden]

Heh.

*sneezes* D: What the hell. Its the middle of summer, and I have a freaking cold.  

[Sanzoskitsune]

*catches it* got it it'll be safe with me =^_^=
Mustang: wait... what is she hiding from us!
Sanzo: I doubt you want to know
*starts surfing around net* ooh look fanfics of Sanzo
Sanzo:....put that away
wonder why they paired you up with that person....
Sanzo: OI!
what?
Sanzo:...you're not even going to listen to me are you?
nope!
Mustang: wait... what are you hiding!?  

[Rark]

Rark: *sigh of relief* But Mustang, I thought you were the playboy of the military. Where's that thinking with the weapon in you pants?
Emik: booljost *master, that's a bit to much*
Rark: Just saying the truth my friend. Oh, what was it I wanted to remember, oh yes, I belive it was something about your post a few up, saying how you wuv Rark, then later saying I only molest those I love. Well.....WHERE'S MY MOLEST!?!?!?!?!?  

[Celestial Burden]

Ed: You don't want to now.
Riku: Are you serious about the smut?
Yes. I advise you listen to Ed. My mind has been distorted from too much of it.
Ed: I still want to know.
* coughyouandMustangcough*
Riku: i'm going to ignore that.
Ed: O_< You didn't ssay that! I aughta transmute that computer!
Fox fox! If you want to save the fanfics you better keep the compy from Ed!
Ed: * Runs towards fox fox*  

[Sanzoskitsune]

...well if you say so *molests Rark*
Sanzo: *glares*
what? stop being such a grump bump!
Mustang: she's making me be good so I can see her in a skirt
ah yay for blackmail
Sanzo: you're horrible
you've known this

EDIT:
destroy this computer Ed and you can say bye to your remaining limbs
Sanzo: and she'll do it too
Mustang: WAIT THE STORIES ARE OF WHAT!?!?!  

[Ph34rM3h]

xd  

[Rark]

Rark: While they're distracted. Run Mustang, RUN! *grabs Mustang*  

[Celestial Burden]

Ed, listen to fox fox. If you don't want to die then be brought back so I can kill you again then leave the computer be!
Ed: You can't bring me back! You'll probably die!
I'm a flame alchemist. Plus, i'm not stupid enough to try using a human transmutation. I'm a witch, remember?
Riku: You know, don't try to bring him back. The last time you did that you were passed out for a month. that wasn't even a succesful attempt.
Have you ever seen me fuled by anger?
Ed: No, and I hope I nevver do. Wait, you're a witch?! You could have told me that!
If I had told you you would have used it against me. Speaking of being flame alchemist.. * Touches her wrist and a flame apears above her hand.* seeing as I'm a witch and therefore in tune with the elements my control is better than Mustang's! There is also the fact that my element is fire.
Ed: you know, staying away from that computer sounds good for now.
EDIT: Get back here Mustang! don't make me go witch on you!  

[Sanzoskitsune]

Mustang: *runs, trips because he doesn't realize there's a chain on his leg* what the...
=^_^= oh yeah I already have you on a leash
Mustang: this... is wrong
Sanzo: could be worse
Mustang: how?
Sanzo: she could've put it around your neck
Mustang: O_O
ooh that sounds like fun  

[Rark]

Rark: Nooooooo! Damm you Sanzko, and your perverted fantasys of a chained up Mustang. He has fantasies too!
Emik: gbobvaiwogirey *don't you have a chained collar though?*
Rark: Oh riiiiight........ ninja  

[Celestial Burden]

Ed: Mustang, you got stuck with a crazy lady. At least you haven't expirienced what this one does.
Ed, shut it. * Pulls out her tools* Winry taught me how to use these you know.
Ed: Nooo!
Riku: Please tell me I haven't done anything.
Not yet.  

[Sanzoskitsune]

Mustang: *trying to melt the chain*
Not gonna work
Sanzo: she uses some special chains
and Rark hun, my perverted fantasies are more important than his
Mustang: *tugs* get it OFF
But... then you'll try to run
Mustang: crying I'm a prisoner of war
no of my love heart
Sanzo: >< there's something wrong with you  

[Celestial Burden]

Mustang, even I can't melt those chains. I've tried. Seriously, if you make her mad she'll leave you chained to a pole with the chain around your neck. That hurts. No, see she's gotten mad at me before. If any of you take that thee wrong way you die!
Riku: * Trying to hide a smirk*
*sends flames at Riku* What was that now?
Riku: You know, one day a real fight with you would be fun.
Ed: It is a good fight, but it's a tough fight too.