Yo Moma jokes Game!!!

[MusicalyFatMan]

This thread is for yo moma jokes.
Just don't target anybody specifically and make fun of them and no cussing
like damn and a** are aloud as far as im concerned though
only other rule,
MAKE SURE THEY'RE FUNNY!!!!  

[Trish the Stalker]

Yo' mama's glasses are so thick when she looks down at a map she can see people waving.  

[123456hi]

Yo' mama's so fat she sat next to everybody in school.  

[Trish the Stalker]

Yo' mama's so fat her blood type is ragout.  

[MusicalyFatMan]

one of my favs
Yo moma's so dumb she got hit by a parked car.  

[blue_green]

Yo moma's so dumb she sat on the TV and watched the couch.  

[Saverio C.]

Your mom is so fat she has a subscription to Krispy Kream!  

[123456hi]

Yo mama's so stupid, she asked for a refund when she got her donut because it had a hole in it.  

[Trish the Stalker]

Yo mama's so ugly her brand of makeup is called "Why Bother?"  

[Saverio C.]

Yo momma's so stupid she thought tiger woods was a forest
 

[Kerrigan_dragon]

Yo momma's so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.  

[penned ignorance]

Yo mamma's so poor she had to hang the toilet paper out to dry  

[124-C]

Your Momma's so ugly that she made Chuck Norris turn away.

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Do I get extra points for a Chuck Norris joke?
 

[123456hi]

Yo mama's like a doorknob: everyone gets a turn.