D: awkward short story time

[Bubonic Playtime]

so there's this guy I really don't like at all. I really want to kick him in the nuts. His girlfriend (now his ex because he's a d**k mrgreen ) is one of my best friends though. I told her what I wished to do and she just randomly told me that he has not 2, but 3 nuts.....I can't even tell you how many terrible images flowed through my head at that moment gonk TMI

I guess the bright side is that now when I do kick him, i have a bigger target maybe? sweatdrop .... gonk  

[jfm567]

i know a guy with 3 nuts, we tell him when hes 50 his sack will be dragging the ground from too much weight.  

[Bubonic Playtime]

jfm567

i know a guy with 3 nuts, we tell him when hes 50 his sack will be dragging the ground from too much weight.

lol he'd have to tape it to the side of his leg every day



it's only funny when it's NOT someone I know AND hate 3nodding  

[angel_half82]

When my wife and I were in high school I went out with her best friend just to piss her off while we were broke up. I'm pretty sure she wanted to kick me in the nuts too.  

[Iconised Ghost]

Ivri

I guess the bright side is that now when I do kick him, i have a bigger target maybe? sweatdrop .... gonk

But what if its just a decoy? gonk how do you know which 2 are the real ones you need to aim for?  

[churrlo]

3 nuts?! D: Wow... D: Bust one open and do him a favor by making him normal xd  

[Bubonic Playtime]

churrlo

3 nuts?! D: Wow... D: Bust one open and do him a favor by making him normal xd

hmm...seeing as I don't like him, I don't want to do him a favor

maybe instead, when I kick him I could have a syringe full of toxic waste imbedded in my shoe and the foot-to-nuts impact would cause it to inject him then give him another one? and it could possibly be so big and deformed he would have to walk funny...or constantly look like he's happy to see everyone. then everytime I see him I could be like "hey dickwad! tell your pants it's not polite to point! LOLOLOLOL"

or I could just kick him anyways. but not THAT hard as to do him a favor *shrugs*

@Ghost well I figure as long as I aim for the exact middle or his crotch region I should be fine 3nodding  

[Iconised Ghost]

Ivri

churrlo

3 nuts?! D: Wow... D: Bust one open and do him a favor by making him normal xd

hmm...seeing as I don't like him, I don't want to do him a favor

maybe instead, when I kick him I could have a syringe full of toxic waste imbedded in my shoe and the foot-to-nuts impact would cause it to inject him then give him another one? and it could possibly be so big and deformed he would have to walk funny...or constantly look like he's happy to see everyone. then everytime I see him I could be like "hey dickwad! tell your pants it's not polite to point! LOLOLOLOL"

or I could just kick him anyways. but not THAT hard as to do him a favor *shrugs*

@Ghost well I figure as long as I aim for the exact middle or his crotch region I should be fine 3nodding

i guess so xd or just wear nice wide steel capped boots O_O  

[moonchie]

You have a higher percent chance of getting a hit. You could chance it and try kicking him with both feet, course you'd fall on your butt, but maybe that's a sacrifice you're willing to make? biggrin  

[churrlo]

xd Injections eh? D: Maybe you can make it so he only has one... that'd be funny too gonk  

[Bubonic Playtime]

MissMunchieMonster

You have a higher percent chance of getting a hit. You could chance it and try kicking him with both feet, course you'd fall on your butt, but maybe that's a sacrifice you're willing to make? biggrin

hmmm...if I punched him in the forehead too, it would stun him lol then I could run before he hit me. and I could get stamp rings!! like the ones little kids have! whee If I could find letters I could make it spell 'jerk' across his head xd


@churrlo~hmmm, I'd prefer to mutate them so he has to walk funny for the rest of his life 3nodding  

[Marurashi]

Ivri

MissMunchieMonster

You have a higher percent chance of getting a hit. You could chance it and try kicking him with both feet, course you'd fall on your butt, but maybe that's a sacrifice you're willing to make? biggrin

hmmm...if I punched him in the forehead too, it would stun him lol then I could run before he hit me. and I could get stamp rings!! like the ones little kids have! whee If I could find letters I could make it spell 'jerk' across his head xd


@churrlo~hmmm, I'd prefer to mutate them so he has to walk funny for the rest of his life 3nodding

meh, i say if u kick him hard enough u dun have to worry about running because he will be rolling on the floor in pain.

what i'm curious about tho is why god decided to put mans most vulerable part of his body on the outside??  

[Bubonic Playtime]

Marurashi

Ivri

MissMunchieMonster

You have a higher percent chance of getting a hit. You could chance it and try kicking him with both feet, course you'd fall on your butt, but maybe that's a sacrifice you're willing to make? biggrin

hmmm...if I punched him in the forehead too, it would stun him lol then I could run before he hit me. and I could get stamp rings!! like the ones little kids have! whee If I could find letters I could make it spell 'jerk' across his head xd


@churrlo~hmmm, I'd prefer to mutate them so he has to walk funny for the rest of his life 3nodding

meh, i say if u kick him hard enough u dun have to worry about running because he will be rolling on the floor in pain.

what i'm curious about tho is why god decided to put mans most vulerable part of his body on the outside??

so that girls have an easy way to teach them a lesson for thinking with the wrong head all the time like he does biggrin  

[Marurashi]

Ivri

Marurashi

Ivri

MissMunchieMonster

You have a higher percent chance of getting a hit. You could chance it and try kicking him with both feet, course you'd fall on your butt, but maybe that's a sacrifice you're willing to make? biggrin

hmmm...if I punched him in the forehead too, it would stun him lol then I could run before he hit me. and I could get stamp rings!! like the ones little kids have! whee If I could find letters I could make it spell 'jerk' across his head xd


@churrlo~hmmm, I'd prefer to mutate them so he has to walk funny for the rest of his life 3nodding

meh, i say if u kick him hard enough u dun have to worry about running because he will be rolling on the floor in pain.

what i'm curious about tho is why god decided to put mans most vulerable part of his body on the outside??

so that girls have an easy way to teach them a lesson for thinking with the wrong head all the time like he does biggrin

lol i think thats the best responce ive gotten yet for that question rofl