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 Posted: Sun Aug 31, 2008 11:18 am
This is to be a "never ending" chain of yo mama jokes. they don't have to be original, they just have to be funny.*
*"Funny" can be used pretty loosely.
I'll start!
Yo mama is so old she went to high school with John McCain!
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Posted: Sun Aug 31, 2008 3:06 pm
((I dun like McCain bashing...He's a cool old dude!))
Yo mama's so ugly and so fat, that when she went to Tokyo, everybody thought she was Godzilla and ran.
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Posted: Sun Aug 31, 2008 3:41 pm
Yo mama is so dumb she things small crochet hooks means she needs less yarn
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Posted: Sun Aug 31, 2008 4:28 pm
Yo mama's so stupid, that when she went to the movies and it said NO ADMITTANCE UNDER THIRTEEN, she went and got twelve of her friends.
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Posted: Sun Aug 31, 2008 4:55 pm
Yo mamas so stupid she thinks the scout from Team Fortress 2, is a talent scout looking for model.
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Posted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 10:54 am
Yo mama crochets blankets in hell!
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Posted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 6:31 pm
Yo mama is so stupid when she went to the superbowl she brought a spoon.
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Posted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 6:44 pm
Yo mama is so fat when they see her from behind they think the moon fell.
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Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2008 7:37 pm
Your mama is so fat that when she jumped into the ocean, they named an eighth continent.
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Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2008 9:01 pm
Yo mama is so hairy people think she is big foot
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Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2008 9:34 pm
Your mamma's so stupid, she makes all blonds seem as smart as Einstein.
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Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2008 11:07 pm
yo momma's so fat and stupid, she chases the school bus every morning screaming "follow that twinkie!!!"
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Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2008 9:31 am
Yo mama's so skinny that she is the only living being that can actually pull off hiding behind a lamppost.
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Posted: Thu Sep 04, 2008 1:20 pm
ll-Pumpkinman-ll Your mama is so fat that when she jumped into the ocean, they named an eighth continent.
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Posted: Thu Sep 04, 2008 1:22 pm
Yo mama's so stupid... SHE'S FAT.
XDXDXD!
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