Ace and Princess' Poetry Shop "Why Not?" Branch *Now Open!*

[TheLithuanianAceofSpades]

Introduction

Welcome to the shop. Me and Princess will be accepting jobs to write poetry, I specialize in love poems, she specializes in motivational, and free verse poems but we do all types of poems here!

The Prices

Here are the prices for poems.
4k-Original Piece, tailored to your specific needs. Takes the longest, but hey its an original piece, written as soon as you pay half. (Ace and Princess Pieces)

2k-Vault Piece, over time I have written quite a few poems, these are one of them. Close to all are love poems, but you will get them very very quickly. (Ace Pieces only...sorry, Princess does not have a vault.)

1k-Cheap Piece, a run of the mill piece not really thought too much over. Like a "Roses are red" type thing, not really worth the time, but if your desperate it will do. (Ace and Princess Pieces)

Payment

Here is how it goes down, you send me (Ace) a PM telling me what kind you want, I will tell if either me or Princess are free to write some poems. If I say we are, you send me (Ace) a trade for HALF of the price, I won't rip you off so don't rip me off ok? Neither of us will not start till I have confirmation on the first half. Once the poem is finished I will tell you to set up the trade for 2nd half, then give you your poem. If you rip us off I'll make sure to get you blacklisted here!

Black listed, you will know when you have been...

Dora x3-Refused to pay the half up front..

An Example.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You rip me off,
And you are as good as dead.

 

[TheLithuanianAceofSpades]

The List (People who are expecting poems), and for the special deal

1.Pepsihun (Complete)
2.Crazy Kibsy
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10.(Half Price Piece!)  

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Special Deal.

Every 10th Customer gets a their piece at half price (example: You get an original piece for 2.5k)

 

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Meet the Authors!

Author Name:TheLithuanianAceofSpades (Ace)
Real Name (first name is alright):Ryan Dawson
Gender:Male
Age:17
Relationship Status:Taken, by one of the best girls I could ask for, Amber.
Specialization of Poem:Love Poems
Picture:N/A
Favorite Food:Spaghetti
Favorite Color:Orange
Favorite Hobby or Sport:Video Games, and Fencing
Anything Else People Need to Know? (anything you want to tell the customers?): I made this shop, and I hope we can do a good job of serving you.


Author Name:XxPrincess_of_KnightsxX (Princess)
Real Name :Haley Elizabeth
Gender:Female
Age:11
Relationship Status:Taken
Specialization of Poem:I don't know what you would call this but poems that make people feel good about themselves
Picture:none
Favorite Food:Strawberries
Favorite Color razz Purple
Favorite Hobby or Sport:Reading and Writing
Anything Else People Need to Know? (anything you want to tell the customers?):It may seem weird to some people because I'm eleven but I have a very creative mind and even my teachers say I'm a talented poet.  

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We are now open!

 

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bump  

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bu mp  

[xXhal-stormXx]

wow business is slow lol  

[TheLithuanianAceofSpades]

tell me about it...  

[i_am_recyclable]

Ur example poem made me lol.
Anyways just random stop how is thee. (or is this one of those threads where random ppl can't just come and talk.) Shoo me away if thou displeases you. ^_^  

[TheLithuanianAceofSpades]

Im alright with it. Just want some business...