Help meh with teh womenz

[Artanus]

There's a girl I like at school. Yadah, yadah, same old, same old. I've just never been good with the whole dating scene thing. I've been trying to get closer, but I don't really know how to get her to like me.  

[Teh Banz]

Psh, I can't help myself, let alone you. D:

So we're in the same boat.  

[Iconised Ghost]

you cant really "get" her to like you, you've just got to kinda show what you have to offer and see if she bites xd  

[TheBlueWarrior]

Artanus

There's a girl I like at school. Yadah, yadah, same old, same old. I've just never been good with the whole dating scene thing. I've been trying to get closer, but I don't really know how to get her to like me.

Relationships are for losers. Be a whore.  

[Dr Entropy]

-sigh- why didn't you come to [me] your big bro for advice? D:

Don't rush things. Start by being her friend. Get more comfortable/confident around her. Once you guys have been friends for a while and hang out on a regular basis, start flirting with her a bit more. Show her more attention. You know, drop hints to make her feel special. Girls are attention whores. Once they get some, its like a drug to them.

If she's interested she'll drop hints too. That's when you strike. And by that I mean smash her across the head with a brick ask her out. If she's one of those thick headed types, flat out tell her she's cute/pretty/amazing. Basically insert your flattering adjective to win her over.

This isn't a 100% plan but I've found it the way to go for me.  

[Iconised Ghost]

sometimes blunt honesty is the best way to go if you think you're in with a chance. Otherwise she's sitting there going "i think you like me. I dunno if you do though. Im not going to do anything in case its not true"  

[TheBlueWarrior]

Knitterz

well... all i can tell you is dont flash her D: not a good first move.

If your a woman it is though. xD  

[TheBlueWarrior]

True that. xD  

[haylin21306]

wow  

[Iconised Ghost]

haylin21306

wow

wow what?  

[chianachan]

Who the ******** said Star Wars was a Mel Brooks movie? xd

And I am so not a good person to ask for relationship advice.
I mean, I have to beat men off with my skates.. not sure why xd But that's because I'm somewhat incapable of interacting in a socially acceptable way xD  

[tsukasa_the_quiet]

I agree with Blue, relationships are for losers, bad move.  

[Artanus]

@soul- yeah, that's how I would normally go about things, but that's a slow method that people rarely use. Although if I did it like everyone else, it would last a week like all other high school relationships.

@Iconised Ghost - Thanks for the advise. I think a fusion of your advise and Soul's would work the best.

But I don't have many opportunities to really hang out with here. and when I do, my conversational creativity falls out of the hole in my pocket because I keep trying to think of what to say. It's the stereotypical dumbfounded high school boy rendered speechless by the girl he likes. Woe is me, I'm a cliche.


@Chianachan- I put Star Wars in there to possibly confuse people with space balls. It didn't think it'd work.