So Who Needs...

[God-Raped-Me]

The other day I was looking around at the prices of "Wet" personal lubricant, and I came across something that I would never, ever in my life imagine I would see.

A 50 gallon drum of Wet.

Yes it was an oil drum of lube! We thought a gallon was enough, then I saw 10 gallons, and then this. What would someone ever need that much for? I can't even see retailers using that! Not sure if a link of that sort is allowed on Gaia, but if you want the link, just PM me asking for it. It's not hard to find though.

Now that I'm sure your imagination is running rampid, tell me what you think.

I think it would be fun to dip yourself in it and then go sliding around town, in stores and such.

 

[The Dinosaur Next Door]

Er, while your town-wide slip 'n' slide is a novel and intriguing idea, I'm more distressed by the apparent... intended use for fifty gallons of personal lubricant. ninja
Also, I would probably dip my sneakers in it and go... asphalt-skating.

 

[Shram]

I am an old ATG member =]

Oh all the amusing things you could do with that slippery stuffs
How much was the barrel =D?
and I might believe those fat guys that need a one ton crane might need that much cool

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[Novatierrie]

...wooooooooooooow. Maybe they put it in those plastic dispensers, like for soap in the bathroom.  

[God-The-RapistV2.0]

Novatierrie

...wooooooooooooow. Maybe they put it in those plastic dispensers, like for soap in the bathroom.

They do for the 1 and 10 gallon jugs.

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[Erverain]

Ergh... The images that brings into mind are bad and very cluttered. And squishy.
No human being should ever need that much of that... substance. IF it for economical reasons (buying one to use for refills), maybe a drum might be allowable. But who would use that much...
idea
Ah, I know. Ron Jeremy, that's who.  

[The Dinosaur Next Door]

:shivers:
Ew @ Ron Jeremy. He's so... gross.

 

[Red Glacier]

Hey you would understand if you were a vent dweller >.> Do not judge our ways!  

[Alarias]

This thread (and every comment in it) has just made my day rofl  

[Jafthasleftthebuilding]

50 gallons only!?

Shoot, I'll need at least three of them...

Daily. cool  

[God-Raped-Me]

@Shram: I'm not sure, it said to contact them for more info. It's probably $500-$800 US based on the rest of the prices. Also, ew.

I'm with Steph with the nasty on Ron! He's dirty, so very dirty!

@Shiranui: That's scary! I didn't think people other than those with a business would purchase that. I'm totally scared now!

@Al: Glad to make you happy!

@Jaft: I'm amazed you're skin hasn't turned to some sort of permanent lubricated skin. That would be awesome!

 

[xDarkPisces]

I.. wow... just... really?

You know... you really never know what you're going to read when you open an ATG thread these days, do you?

I remember the days when we would read wholesome, intellectual...

xd xd xd Were there more than just that one in stock? That's craziness.

And really? Did we have to bring Ron into this? stare  

[aretoo]

God-Raped-Me

@Shram: I'm not sure, it said to contact them for more info. It's probably $500-$800 US based on the rest of the prices. Also, ew.

Just because you made me curious, I looked it up... at cheaplubes.com, prices for the 50-gallon drum *start* at $2,990.95, plus shipping. And 3-4 weeks for delivery.

ninja ...I feel so... *skanky* now... ^_^  

[invisible-weirdo]

Lawl. I looked it up, too Aretoo~
Curious and whatnot...