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 Posted: Sat Feb 21, 2009 11:49 am
lol, this was priceless in Biology class the other day. rofl
[stupid] Girl: Hey Mr. P, how do fish reproduce? I know other animals...you know...have sex and stuff but what about fish?
Mr. P: They reproduce externally.
Girl: Huh?
Mr. P: The females release eggs into the water, and males release their sperm. They join up and make little fish eggs.
Girl 2: THAT'S WHY THE OCEAN IS SO SALTY.
*silence*
Mr. P: I'll be sure to put that into a text book one day.
rofl It was hilarious...one of those "you had to be there" moments.
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My friend says she doesn't swim in the ocean because it's filled with fish s**t and sperm. xd
Discuss:
Oceany Topics
Salty Topics
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Posted: Sat Feb 21, 2009 1:34 pm
Thats an old joke >.< I heard it years ago.
Still funny though for it to happen in real.
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Posted: Sat Feb 21, 2009 1:47 pm
I would've been the person to shout out: "Thats why the sea is so salty" o3o
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Posted: Sat Feb 21, 2009 3:39 pm
@ Squee: lol, I know but yeah, it was so funny hearing it in the middle of class. The teacher was like, "WTF?" xd
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Posted: Sat Feb 21, 2009 4:02 pm
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Posted: Sat Feb 21, 2009 4:42 pm
We always enjoyed the joke about "sperm" whales. I guess when I think of the ocean, I highly disregard the fish and go for the cooler animals... like killer giant squids.
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Posted: Sat Feb 21, 2009 5:37 pm
I hate it when in the cafeteria, if someone is eating corn...they call the person gay because corn has a chemical in it called endosperm. :/
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Posted: Sat Feb 21, 2009 7:15 pm
lol, thats the first time i have ever heard of that joke! blaugh
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Posted: Sat Feb 21, 2009 7:15 pm
Goddess Ace We always enjoyed the joke about "sperm" whales. I guess when I think of the ocean, I highly disregard the fish and go for the cooler animals... like killer giant squids. I think of sharks and reefs. xd BTW, Shamu sucks. Clyde and Seamore rule Seaworld. 3nodding
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Posted: Sat Feb 21, 2009 8:47 pm
You're all fish c** guzzlers! D<
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Posted: Sat Feb 21, 2009 9:43 pm
D: I guess that's why I had a tummy ache after I swallowed all that sea water.
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Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2009 5:34 am
Ahem this means that the stupid girl in your story is a whore.
That is all.
rofl
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Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2009 6:50 am
angel_half82 Ahem this means that the stupid girl in your story is a whore. That is all. rofl So true xD (It took me about 10 minutes to see what you mean't) o3o
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Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2009 7:35 am
i was just about to post 'how would she know¿¿' before i got to your post angel....damn....everyone always beats me to it...................
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Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2009 7:45 am
angel_half82 Ahem this means that the stupid girl in your story is a whore. That is all. rofl exactly! i think that was the moral of the story, though.... mrgreen but it is pretty gross when you think about how your swimming in sperm, p!ss, and sh!t when you go to the ocean
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