Now that I think about it, it's not really that exciting....
Ahem, yeah. Today is the birthday of Jonny and I. In celebration I'll give you some history of this day, and how we came to realize we had the same birthday.
So. March 15th. Ides of March. The ides have always been unlucky in most cultures, but the Ides of march became MOST ominous when... Anyone? Anyone? Julius Caesar was brutally and quite clumsily murdered by the members of the senate. A few of the murderers accidentally cut and stabbed their own colleagues in the excitement. After only a handful of senate members had sufficiently wounded Caesar, he fell to the floor, dying. But everyone else was eager to get a turn, so they all huddled around him and stabbed his blood-bathed body Thirty-Five time. His last words were to his best freind Brutus, who also took part in the stabbing, the famous quote I'm sure you've all heard: "Et tu Brute?" "Even you Brutus?"
AAAND the time we realized we had the same birthday
Jonny: You're so handsome
Arty: Yeah, i know. I'm sorry you can't also be as good looking
Jonny: tell me the story of how you fought off that invading band of space pirate-monkeys.
Arty: Well, alright. It was my birthday and-
Jonny: When's your birthday?
Arty: SILENCE YOU INSOLENT FOOL! No one interrupts me!
'So Arty shoots a ball of concentrated radiation
through the instant messenger and destroys Jonny. He gains supernatural powers and rebuilds his body, so he becomes a glowing blue guy that is
totally god modding and can
give you cancer and then turn into a car. , and only wears pants when he's killing Vietnamese people or on the clock down at the government place apparently. So Jon... I mean Jonny. Well, I guess Jon joins me at a green house with snow in it while i;m talking to the smartest man in the world (Trev) and blows me up because my scruples are too high. Just before i do so, I take off my face and start screaming at him and crying. And the last thing I say before I die from teh hax0r, Jon is: "
My birthday is march 15th DO IT!" So he kills me, laughs, because we have the same birthday, and go watches his apparently
ex-girlfriend ******** an owl after learning that all their friends and family at home died along with millions of other people because a giant squid that's too good to appear in movies shows up and ******** MASSACRES THEM ALL!
And to think i wasn't going ANYWHERE with that when i started.
God I need to see that Movie.
If none of that makes sense to you, It's because it's almost 2:00 in the morning. I'm going to bed.
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