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 Posted: Sat Apr 25, 2009 7:19 pm
I can't remember if I ever posted this game on this guild but it's simple enough. For example:
A: I wish I could fly
B:Granted but you can only fly in circles. I wish I had a million bucks.
C: Granted, but they're the deer kind. I wish...
And so on. No trying to eliminate loopholes either. To start it off:
I wish a had a pet hamster.
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Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2009 2:01 am
Granted, but he has rabies. I wish for a big house.
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Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2009 4:06 am
But the big house is prison, I wish for a lifetime supply of cigarettes.
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Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2009 12:43 pm
granted, but that would cause your life to be drastically shortened, so it's more like a couple years worth...
i wish i could turn invisible.
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Posted: Mon Apr 27, 2009 12:49 pm
...but then no one would see your leopard print undies.
I wish I could donate millions to various charities.
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Posted: Mon Apr 27, 2009 4:35 pm
your credit card was declined because you have a outstanding balance.
i wish for i just want milk and cookies and KFC
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Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2009 1:09 am
Darthspanky i wish for i just want milk and cookies and KFC Granted, but it's KFC's new grilled chicken, the cookies are covered in lemon icing, and it's buttermilk. I wish my college were free.
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Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2009 6:52 pm
Granted, but turns out it was bank loans. You owe that and 20% interest.
I wish I could fix my car.
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Posted: Fri May 01, 2009 9:11 pm
Granted, but you're not a good fixer-upper so you'll have to refix it every ten miles. Good luck with that.
I wish my friend would stop acting stuck-up.
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Posted: Fri May 01, 2009 9:13 pm
Midori Hayashi Granted, but you're not a good fixer-upper so you'll have to refix it every ten miles. Good luck with that. I wish my friend would stop acting stuck-up. Granted, now they are stuck down. xD I wish I would remember to practice my drawing. >.<
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Posted: Fri May 01, 2009 9:49 pm
Granted, but practice does you no good because you just suck. xd Try taking up sports.
I wish I could see my best friend.
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Posted: Fri May 01, 2009 9:51 pm
Midori Hayashi Granted, but practice does you no good because you just suck. xd Try taking up sports. I wish I could see my best friend. Granted, well, except you turn blind before you can actually see them... xD I wish I could do my homework and stop wasting my time on Gaia... xDDD
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Posted: Fri May 01, 2009 9:54 pm
Granted, but it's ******** gaia man... there's no escape.
I wish they'd hurry up and legalize it.
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Posted: Fri May 01, 2009 9:55 pm
Granted, but your homework is made of fail and you find out you are allergic to non-Gaia activities. I'd advise you stay on Gaia.
I wish I could find my other sock.
EDIT: s**t, I was too late.
@ Saku: Granted, they legalized it but then the legal documentation burned up and the memories of all witnesses were erased...start all over. Do not pass go. Do not collect anything. xd
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Posted: Fri May 01, 2009 10:18 pm
Midori Hayashi Granted, but your homework is made of fail and you find out you are allergic to non-Gaia activities. I'd advise you stay on Gaia. I wish I could find my other sock. EDIT: s**t, I was too late. @ Saku: Granted, they legalized it but then the legal documentation burned up and the memories of all witnesses were erased...start all over. Do not pass go. Do not collect anything. xd Wish granted, but when you reach for it you get tazored and you hear "ACCESS DENIED" Wish I had a tazor...
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