Okay... here is the dealio... its about the pigheadedness of the male species... so if you people dont know (despite how much older I act) I am only and 13 year old 8th grader... and with hormones raging and love abound I find I always like the wrong guys. This is about on of those many guys...
Robert...
Thats his name and jackass is the game. You see it all started when I started school in the middle of the year. My mom transferred my to another school when I had to move a district away. Im a wierd freak now moved to a tiny little school with only 25 other 8th graders it is a lonely business being the only otaku in a small school. then came the jackass. whenever I passed him in the hall he would say (in a rude manner) "Get away from me!"
Now here is when it gets tricky. When at a school dance a slow song came on. He asked to dance with me and suddenly said (like the jackass he is) "Oh, just got a boner!" I stood there dumbfounded and punched him to the other side of the room... it was a cruel and disgusting joke.
at another dance we danced and he pulled me close... so close I felt like I was going to puke (his friend came over and yelled "Get away from my woman!" as well). When the song was over I sat down my face as red as a tomato. I hated him. he was a big fat jerk to me... I couldnt stand him... that when I realized... I had a crush on this jackass... worse than his fake crush on me...
now the last dance of the school year I really wanted him to ask me to dance. But... "absolutally not!" as he would say... no danceing... no blushing... no loving to hate him... school is now over and I see him all over the place... oh did I mention he had a not so, girlfriend? yeah that too...
Now here is when it gets tricky. When at a school dance a slow song came on. He asked to dance with me and suddenly said (like the jackass he is) "Oh, just got a boner!" I stood there dumbfounded and punched him to the other side of the room... it was a cruel and disgusting joke.
at another dance we danced and he pulled me close... so close I felt like I was going to puke (his friend came over and yelled "Get away from my woman!" as well). When the song was over I sat down my face as red as a tomato. I hated him. he was a big fat jerk to me... I couldnt stand him... that when I realized... I had a crush on this jackass... worse than his fake crush on me...
now the last dance of the school year I really wanted him to ask me to dance. But... "absolutally not!" as he would say... no danceing... no blushing... no loving to hate him... school is now over and I see him all over the place... oh did I mention he had a not so, girlfriend? yeah that too...
WHAT SHOULD I DO?!?!?!
P.S. He wears baggy pants and wife beater shirts... how disgusting!