Valentine's Day Event!

[God-Raped-Me]

It's that time of the year again, where we get to mad lib to our buddies here on Gaia.

So here you are fellow guildies, post those crazy mad libs that people have sent to you!

Here's mine from Jaft

Dear God-Raped-Me,

Please, my beloved, come with me on a lucious journey to the deepest foot of my uterus. Any fool could see that we're meant for each other; won't you join me in Canada and dance with me across the undulating tongue? The wait is too much to bear. Can't we just cast aside the formality of courtship and touch like licking moans?

Yours truly,

Jaft  

[God-Raped-Me]

It really is one of the best! There have been a few that I sent out that didn't really seem to work.  

[Elcia]

*face palms* I have a hard time making these...they all come out nonsensical.  

[[ Terra ]]

I hadn't seen anything of the event yet and just logged on to this:

Quote:

Dear [ Terra ],

Please, my beloved, come with me on a Dusty journey to the deepest Pop bottle of my Gall bladder. Any fool could see that we're meant for each other; won't you join me in Transilvania and dance with me across the undulating nose hairs? The wait is too much to bear. Can't we just cast aside the formality of courtship and crying like Itching moons?



Yours truly,

God-Raped-Me

I heart you too, Grim. xd  

[Erverain]

I stopped sending these after I sadly created the phrase "grabbing in my banana." I might have scarred the recipient after that...  

[Thaliat Everwood]

LOL....well none of mine have been quite that suggestive. xd  

[Sanzoskitsune]

I just sent one... it went to weird and funny places  

[Erverain]

Wow, it's a Sanzo. Been a while.  

[Sanzoskitsune]

yes it has but now I ish here, sending you creepy creepy valentines xd *huggles Erv*  

[Erverain]

Joy. And I'm even dressed for the occasion.  

[Sanzoskitsune]

how very appropriate! Hmm perhaps I should change for the occasion as well.... later  

[Kaz Likes Cookies]

I sent some but they really didn't make sense. sad  

[Roland Karloseth]

Kaz Likes Cookies

Dear 0-0Roland Deschain0-0,

I believe it was John Lennon who once sang, "Oh, my cake, my blood, I've hungered for your nickel a long, slowly time." Well, that's exactly how I feel. Or maybe I should quote your favorite rapper, LL Cool J, who said "dripping ain't easy, but it's necessary, and I'm chasing fireworks like Tom chases Jerry." Either way, you know what I'm getting at: will you be my Valentine?

XOXO,

Kaz Likes Cookies

Sanzoskitsune

Dear 0-0Roland Deschain0-0,

When I think of you, I get foxes in my stomach. Though it makes me feel broken, it's also exciting. Whenever we attack together, it feels like all the angels in heaven are running at once. How could one person make me feel simultaneously crooked and distorted with nothing but a bat of the eyelashes and a blow of the nose? I hope we can keep shooting together for 42 years.

quickly yours,

Sanzoskitsune

"In every loss, in every lie, in every truth that you'd deny...

I got some interesting ones xd

...and each regret and each good-bye, was a mistake too great to hide"

 

[God-Raped-Me]

Dearest God-Raped-Me,

I cannot begin to describe how freakily my thyroid burns for you. As I write this, I'm freaking in my freak, unable to contain my effing freaking desire. Please, accept my freaky embrace and know that you're truly the freakberry of my eye.



I yearn for you uber-freakily,

Taeryyn