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Posted: Fri Dec 17, 2010 5:13 pm
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Posted: Fri Dec 17, 2010 5:15 pm
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Posted: Fri Dec 17, 2010 6:07 pm
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Posted: Fri Dec 17, 2010 10:22 pm
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Posted: Fri Dec 17, 2010 10:39 pm
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Dear Kalstolyn,
One of my favorite parts of the holiday season is getting warm and cozy when it's cold outside. Right now we are all huddled around a giant muffin for warmth drinking beer. I'm reading a book on the history of kittens-- really scary stuff. What''s the weather like where you are? I heard it might get pretty shiny before the week's over. Oh well; rain or shine, you can always hop under a scarf and snuggle up with a hippo on your lap!
Yours frightfully, wakusei
... I am frightened; this sounds like an ordinary ATG letter, and does not really seem like a mad lib at all.
EDIT: And another one that just sounds ike an ordinary letter from one ATGer to another:
Dear Kalstolyn,
Merry Xmas, friend! I sure hope Santa brings you all the things you asked for this year. I know how badly you wanted that new potato you saw in Home Depot-- I remember you telling me, "Boy, I sure would give my left nose to have one of those, even if I had to commit a thousand vandalisms to get it. I'd gladly throw my childhood hero, Mother Teresa, out of a moving bus to get my hands on one. I''d punch Batman in the ribcage for just one moment with that thing."
Well, I hope it doesn't come to that. May all your holiday wishes come true!
Yours soulfully, pickle relish
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Posted: Sun Dec 19, 2010 8:46 pm
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Posted: Sun Dec 19, 2010 8:55 pm
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Quote: Dear 124-C, I'm writing this letter to wish you a jolly Xmas! I'm sure visions of toast-plums are already smoking in your head, but there's still work to be done. Did you remember to deck your pansies with boughs of sugar? Have you spiked the cookies with plenty of orange juice? Have you caroling your hat by the chimney with care? Did you leave out chicken leg and some soda for Santa and his reindeer? Yours joyfully, wakusei
Quote: Dear 124-C, Merry Xmas, friend! I sure hope Santa brings you all the things you asked for this year. I know how badly you wanted that new love doll you saw in Joe's XXX Warehouse-- I remember you telling me, "Boy, I sure would give my left fapping hand to have one of those, even if I had to commit a thousand prostitutionss to get it. I'd gladly throw my childhood hero, Lorena Bobbett, out of a moving bus to get my hands on one. I''d punch my mom in the ovary for just one moment with that thing." Well, I hope it doesn't come to that. May all your holiday wishes come true! Yours gracefully, Taeryyn Tae's really kind of scares me... >_>
Quote: Dear 124-C, Merry Xmas, friend! I sure hope Santa brings you all the things you asked for this year. I know how badly you wanted that new kitten you saw in Bed Bath and Beyond-- I remember you telling me, "Boy, I sure would give my left eyebrow to have one of those, even if I had to commit a thousand prostitutions to get it. I'd gladly throw my childhood hero, Bill Murray, out of a moving bus to get my hands on one. I''d punch The Hulk in the earlobe for just one moment with that thing." Well, I hope it doesn't come to that. May all your holiday wishes come true! Yours energetically, pickle relish
[Edit - 12/21/2010]
Quote: Dear 124-C, Looks like winter's here--tea cups have been falling all night and now the ground is completely covered! I almost couldn't get out of the house; this stuff is up to my navel. So I got out a scyth and sliced them into a pile. Lobo and I have been jumping in it all day. I'm hoping that the weather changes, though; before Christmas I really want to make glaze angels. Yours Fluffily, Kusaragi
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Posted: Sun Dec 19, 2010 9:02 pm
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Quote: Dear pickle relish, Merry Xmas, friend! I sure hope Santa brings you all the things you asked for this year. I know how badly you wanted that new llama you saw in Jaft's House of Llamas-- I remember you telling me, "Boy, I sure would give my left fallopian tube to have one of those, even if I had to commit a thousand llama kidnappings to get it. I'd gladly throw my childhood hero, the Pope, out of a moving bus to get my hands on one. I''d punch Super Llamario in the esophagus for just one moment with that thing." Well, I hope it doesn't come to that. May all your holiday wishes come true! Yours mischievously, Jaft
Quote: Dear pickle relish, I'm writing this letter to wish you a EFFING TERRIBLE Xmas! I'm sure visions of moldy-plums are already rotting in your head, but there's still work to be done. Did you remember to deck your doorframes with boughs of bloody human limbs? Have you spiked the snow leopard steaks with plenty of blood of infants? Have you burn your bra by the chimney with care? Did you leave out rancid pizza and some Mountain Dew for Santa and his reindeer? Yours aggressively, Taeryyn
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Posted: Mon Dec 20, 2010 1:36 pm
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Posted: Mon Dec 20, 2010 2:06 pm
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Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2010 12:42 am
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aretoo Dear Kusaragi, Merry Xmas, friend! I sure hope Santa brings you all the things you asked for this year. I know how badly you wanted that new post office box you saw in Everything For A Dollar-- I remember you telling me, "Boy, I sure would give my left p***s to have one of those, even if I had to commit a thousand jaywalkings to get it. I'd gladly throw my childhood hero, Christopher Reeve, out of a moving bus to get my hands on one. I''d punch Ambush Bug in the tonsil for just one moment with that thing." Well, I hope it doesn't come to that. May all your holiday wishes come true! Yours amazingly, aretoo
I HAVE to share this one simply for the burning_eyes burning_eyes burning_eyes burning_eyes Effect it has.
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Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2010 9:27 am
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Posted: Wed Dec 22, 2010 10:07 am
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Posted: Wed Dec 22, 2010 9:00 pm
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