Wheel of Fortune Battle

[Somnus Aeternam]

Me VS Shane

Jutsu Name:Wheel of fourtune
Rank of Jutsu: S
Type of jutsu: Ninjutsu
Element: Universal
Jutsus After effects: Depends
Discription: This jutsu rips at the very fabric of time. It appears rather silly at first, but such thought are immediatly banished. First a massive pressure hits all people in the same thread as the user. This prevents the person and his opponent from moving. Then a giant wheel appears behind the user and begins to spin. It lands on a random number and that number shows the effect of the attack. This jutsu may be used once per fight. The effects of the wheel are listed as.
1. Both fighters get high
2. Both you and you're opponent are frozen in ice
3. The entire thread is lit on fire.
4. All ice in the thread is melted.
5. It starts raining.
6. Both you and youre opponent must announce their moves for the next two attacks.
7. All fire in the thread is instantly put out.
8. A gust of wind blows away all poison that is not inside someones body
9. both fighters chakra is refilled
10. nothing happens, but an evil laugh fills the air.(think nazi zombies)
11. Both fighters are only able to use taijutsu
12. " " Ninjustu
13. " " genjutsu
14. " " Weapons
15. " " bloodlines and clans
16. Both fighters gain the equivalent of raise from final fantasy for the duration of the fight.
17. Attacks are mirrored
18. The user becomes an exact copy of the opponent for the duration of the fight.
19. The user and the opponent switch bodies.
20. The users body becomes impenetrable(inside and out) for one attack.
21. See above except the opponent is affected as well
22. both fighters bodies are cured of any ailments or injuries
23. Neither player is affected by medical jutsu
24. The winning fighter Gets a canadian accent for a month.
25. It begins pouring flowers that get in the way of everything. if you talk more than 3 words they get in your mouth. They divert attacks, They are coated in chakra so no one can see through them, and they are help to no one.
Each affect only lasts until the fight is over and both people have left the area unless specified otherwise.  

[Somnus Aeternam]

C'mon bb  

[The Wild Hunt]

Aw yiss niggy  

[Somnus Aeternam]

That poor ice  

[The Wild Hunt]

Hutar wins.  

[Somnus Aeternam]

I feel compelled to tell you that I'm going to use the Wheel of Fortune jutsu 2 more times. The first attack will light the arena on fire.  

[The Wild Hunt]

Blesses be upon us by the great Pele, goddess of lavalavalava.  

[Somnus Aeternam]

Once more, I feel compelled to tell you that I'm going to use Wheel of Fortune.  

[The Wild Hunt]

I make you announce your s**t.  

[Somnus Aeternam]

I'm going to use Wheel of Fortune!  

[The Wild Hunt]

I'm going to use Wheel of Fortune! I punch you in the d**k. Because I can only punch you in the d**k.  

[Somnus Aeternam]

I get punched in the d**k by shane, but knee him in the head while spinning the Wheel of Fortune.  

[The Wild Hunt]

I'm going to use the Wheel of Fortune!

I was gonna clean my room until I got high
I gonna get up and find the broom but then I got high
My room is still messed up and I know why
'Cause I got high
I was gonna go to class before I got high
I coulda cheated and I coulda passed but I got high
I am taking it next semester and I know why
'Cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
I was gonna go to work but then I got high
I just got a new promotion but I got high
Now I'm selling dope and I know why
'Cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
I was gonna go to court before I got high
I was gonna pay my child support but then I got high
They took my whole paycheck and I know why
'Cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high  

[Somnus Aeternam]

Hey man, pass the joint  

[The Wild Hunt]

heart