Make anything sound sexual...

[[Nikki] The Naked Saint]

Ok. So my sister, me, and a few of my friends were talking, and all of a sudden my sister said, "Want me to butter your toast?" and I said, "I'd like to butter YOUR toast." And if you say something like that exactly the right way, it'll sound sexual. My friends and I were talking and I said, "Hmm.. I should get the ATGers in on this. And I didn't know whether to make it a game, or not. So I came to see how many people would be interested and how many people think it's funny.

Examples:
I'd like to butter YOUR toast...
I'd like to pick YOUR cheese...
I'd like to pick YOUR nose...

Bad Examples:
I'd like to burn YOUR skin like the sun... (Thanks, Samie. =P)


So rules are as follows:
Just make a sexual remark that has not already been made.
Simple, no?
But it must have the right amount of words.
Or it won't sound right.
Read it back to yourself before posting it.
Please && Thank youu.  

[[Nikki] The Naked Saint]

I'd like to eat YOUR waffles...  

[Jafthasleftthebuilding]

I'd like to kiss YOUR boo-boo.  

[oldtillyshifted]

I like to fry your bacon.
I can't get this screw to go in.
Wrong size nut, I need the bigger one.  

[Jafthasleftthebuilding]

I'd like bake YOUR bread.

biggrin  

[Saverio C.]

I'd like to drive your car!  

[[Nikki] The Naked Saint]

I'd like to steal JAFT'S post.
XD  

[Allah The Eternal]

got two holes? I can plug both. twisted  

[Saverio C.]

I've got to start the car if ya know what I mean  

[[Nikki] The Naked Saint]

((People are playing it wrong. Read the first post, and the examples))  

[ArcanistVexx]

i'd like to play with YOUR buttons  

[pickle relish]

I'd like to paint YOUR picture  

[[Nikki] The Naked Saint]

I'd like to blank YOUR blank.

Good enough for me. =D  

[Allah The Eternal]

I would rather be in China.  

[pickle relish]

I'd like to crash YOUR car