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1.) I'm not allowed to call Xemnas "Mansex" or "Sexman".
2.) I'm not allowed to call Zexion "Zexy" or "Emo".
3.) I'm not allowed to call the Child Service that Axel is *****.) I'm not allowed to yell "Seiyan" every time Sora changes into his form.
5.) I'm not allowed to give Sephiroth a white fluffy wing for his "missing" wing.
6.) I'm not allowed to put Band-Aid on Cloud's sword because it's bandaged.
7.) I'm not allowed to call Saix "Xemnas' boy toy".
8.) I'm not allowed to call Axel a *****.) I'm not allowed to call Larxene dominatrix.
10.) I'm not allowed to call Marluxia gay or "Flower boy".
11.) I'm not allowed to tell Jack Sparrow that the treasure is in Saix's face.
12.) I'm not allowed to ask Roxas did he miss his boyfriend, Axel.
13.) I'm not allowed to make yaoi pairings, especially crack pairing.
14.) I cannot tell Cloud that his Omni Slash in KH sucks.
15.) I'm not allowed to kill Aerith when she supposed to stay dead.
16.) I'm not allowed to make fun of Paine's size.
17.) I'm not allowed to tell Vexen that he's a drama queen. (KH Manga)
18.) I'm not allowed to call the Animal Control on Saix.
19.) I'm not allowed to call the priest that Winnie the Pooh, Eeyore, and Tigger are stuffed animals that are possessed by demons.
20.) I'm not allowed to chop and fillet Ariel.
21.) I'm not allowed to tell Ansem the Wise that Luxord is his long-lost brother's Nobody.
22.) I'm not allowed to call Xigbar and Saix elves.
23.) I"m not allowed to switch Zexion's book with pornography.
24.) I'm not allowed to say that Kairi has a boobjob.
25.) I'm not allowed to say that Sora is Cloud and Aerith's love child.
26.) I'm not allowed to say that Riku is Sephiroth's clone.
27.) I'm not allowed to call Xigbar "Bigrax."
28.) I'm not allowed to say that Marluxia IS a girl.
29.) I'm not allowed to buy Larxene sex toys.
30.) I'm not allowed to dye Babossa's beard black and call him "Blackbeard".
31.) I'm not allowed to ask the Organization XIII are they Death Eaters.
32.) I'm not allowed to call Xigbar a surfer or a pirate.
33.) I'm not allowed to call Xaldin samurai.
34.) I'm not allowed to say that Xemnas is a Star Wars fan.
35.) I'm not allowed to ask Demyx to play a polka song.
36.) I'm not allowed to say that Axel is gay.
37.) I'm not allowed to say that Cloud slept with Vincent and wears his clothes accidentally.
38.) I'm not allowed to say that Zexion is a bloodhound.
39.) I'm not allowed to give Axel a bath, not even a spongebath.
40.) I'm not alloweed to tell Marluxia to get a transexual surgery.
41.) I'm not allowed to ask Luxord is he terrible at gambling.
42.) I'm not allowed to send Namine at art school just so she can improved her terrible drawings.
43.) I'm not allowed to ask Vexen to make clones of myself.
44.) I'm not allowed to set mousetraps on Mickey Mouse.
45.) I'm not allowed to use a can of aerosal to get rid of Jiminy Criket.
46.) I'm not allowed to chop and cook Donald Duck into Peking Duck.
47.) I'm not allowed to call Larxene Insect Queen because of her hair.
48.) I'm not allowed to put Tarzan in the zoo.
49.) I'm not allowed to call Vexen "old man" or grandfather.
50.) I'm not allowed to say that Axel is Riku, Reno, or Zack's Nobody.
51.) I'm not allowed to call Ansem "seman".
52.) I'm not allowed to decorate Xemnas as a Christmas tree because his name is similar to "X-mas".
53.) I'm not allowed to form Lexaeus, Xaldin, and Axel into a band called "Earth, Wind, and Fire."
54.) I'm not allowed to call Roxas "Rock a**".
55.) I'm not allowed to call Xemnas a zebra because of his boss form.
56.) I'm not allowed to call Cloud "Chocobo Head".
57.) I'm not allowed to call Belle beastry.
58.) I'm not allowed to switch Zexion's book with the Karma Sutra.
59.) I'm not allowed to use the Queen of Hearts' guards as playing cards.
60.) I'm not allowed to call Lexaeus dumb or "Rock Head".
61.) I'm not allowed to chop up the Black Pearl just to find the pearl.
62.) I'm not allowed to blow the fire off of Hades' head like a candle.
63.) I'm not allowed to throw Jack Skellington to the dogs as a treat.
64.) I'm not allowed to ask Tidus why he's not a crybaby.
65.) I'm not allowed to decorate Castle Oblivion with rainbow color.

I got one mrgreen
1)I cannot bring a G Blade to Destiny Island and show it off.

I think I know where that last one came from...
Well, I'll think up some more... Hmm... AH HA!!! I KNOW!!!
~I'm not allowed to be part of the original Organization.
~I'm not allowed to play with Sora's Keyblade... again... not what your probably thinking eek
~I cannot go near Larxene during here time of the month... fear of death...
~I cannot enter a tournament... I'll most likely die anyways stare
~I'm not allowed to stand in a 30 feet radius of Cloud... crying

62.)I'm not allowed to call Saix a werewolf.
63.) I'm not allowed to pull the petals of the flower in "He loves me, he loves me not in front of Marluxia.
64.) I'm not allowed to use Demyx as a garden hose, dishwasher, washer, or shower. eek
65.) I'm not allowed to let Axel in the kitchen or BBQ pit.

66.) I'm not allowed to cast Hades as the Wicked Witch of the West and throw water at him just to see him melt.

67.) I'm not allowed to say that Cloud is related to Ginta from Mär.

Oy, I'm glad I didn't ask Larxene about that. sweatdrop

68.) I'm not allowed to ask Jack Sparrow is he going to the Grand Line.
69.) I'm not allowed to give Axel any flammable objects.
70.) I'm not allowed to give Saix any pet toys, including a sexy collar.

not allowed to steal Xigbar's eye patch