Corrupt-A-Wish

[Black Cat Hamlet]

Granted, but he cheats on you ten times within the first week, and you'll know about it 'cause he's a celebrity (on TV)

I wish that the earth's atmosphere was fully repaired  

[nedozuki_88]

granted, but now the naturalists have nothing to complain about, so they complain about you

i wish that i had a theme song wherever i went  

[Black Cat Hamlet]

Granted, but then everyone in your general area suddenly decide they want earplugs, and you can't understand why

I wish I was a girl
(completely random question, don't worry)  

[nedozuki_88]

umm... granted, but now, you like boys, and your the girlyest of them all!!!

i wish that i could have emotiocons whenever i want in real life  

[Black Cat Hamlet]

Granted, but only you can actually see them, making it useless

I wish I knew what ILYWOWTS means  

[sahihen]

Granted it means "I love your wow tits" but you use that as a pick up line for every person you meet.

I wish my canary has a painless death. emo  

[Saverio C.]

Granted it explodes painlessly, in fact it feel euphoric as is goes off into oblivion. You, on the other hand, just had a bird, and it's cage explode next to you! At least now you have a lot of iron in your body.

I wish I didn't have to predict the Presidential Election state by state.  

[Lobo-chan]

Granted, now you have to predict the Presidential Election county by county =P

I wish my cats didn't end up scratching me in such stupid ways... sweatdrop  

[Saverio C.]

Lobo-chan

Granted, now you have to predict the Presidential Election county by county =P

I wish my cats didn't end up scratching me in such stupid ways... sweatdrop

Well now your cat is smart AND GOES FOR THE JUGULAR. Make me count county by county I'll show you!

I wish I could see the 3rd superbowl  

[Black Cat Hamlet]

Granted, but you immediately forget it five minutes later

I wish I had unlimited wishes in real life  

[Saverio C.]

Granted, but they go through this thread first!

I wish Brett Farve would stop playing for the Jets!  

[Black Cat Hamlet]

Granted, but all the Jets players get killed

I wish I knew what IWDTIEP meant  

[invisible-weirdo]

Granted, but the meaning is so full of fail, you spend the next hour and a half pounding your skull into the wall cuz you spent forever just trying to uncover the meaning. 3nodding

I wish Physics was easier for me crying  

[Black Cat Hamlet]

Granted, you get taught Primary stuff, and when it comes to the tests you fail miserably

I wish I knew what MTUFLIPRE meant  

[Susie-adieu]

Granted, but you find out it stands for Monkeys Take Unbelievable Flippin Long Pan Renal Endoscopies and it just takes up space in your brain that could've been used to remember something else mrgreen

I wish I could fly.