Destroy a Wish

[Lineriku]

wish granted, but your watch escaped death and now the grimm reaper is pulling off a final destination on your watch and it falls in a public toilet instead.......

i wish i had more fruit punch caprisun  

[TheBlueWarrior]

Wish Granted. You are drowned in your favorite drink.

Wish I could get out of class!  

[Metalic_Noodles]

xXiDrewXx resurrected this thread on the 13th...
Whatever.

Granted. You have a choice of two. 1) It was a beast in the 1990's. 2) It is so futuristic that none of the games work on it, but by the time they normally would only s**t games run on it because they decided to program for a different type of computer.

I wish for world hunger.  

[Ultimate Misadventurer]

Your kind! granted, but then people start dying and we eat each other. Yumm!
I wish I was more interesting  

[Vigorous Nitemares]

Granted!
You're more interesting than you were, but not by much.

I wish I had a bottle of rum.

 

[Metalic_Noodles]

A bottle of rum falls on your head, and without a lid it spills on the floor.

I wish that someone has a better response to my hunger wish and posts it in this thread. I made it to get corrupted. Seriously, no play on how the members of the world are constantly hungry or how everyone starves to death? I wrote it poorly on purpose.  

[TheBlueWarrior]

Metalic_Noodles

A bottle of rum falls on your head, and without a lid it spills on the floor.

I wish that someone has a better response to my hunger wish and posts it in this thread. I made it to get corrupted. Seriously, no play on how the members of the world are constantly hungry or how everyone starves to death? I wrote it poorly on purpose.

Wish Denied.

I wish topics would stop dying after Noodles posted in them. xD  

[Pirate-Wolfe]

Granted, but all topics die after you post in them.


I wish for invincibility.  

[ROFLwafflesFTW]

Granted, but then you have to watch everyone you love die and you'll be old forever.

I wish people were less ignorant about factory farming. :C  

[Pirate-Wolfe]

RoflWafflesFTW

Granted, but then you have to watch everyone you love die and you'll be old forever.

I wish people were less ignorant about factory farming. :C

Granted, but now they're ignorant about everything else bad in the world.

I wish anyone would hug me right now.  

[ROFLwafflesFTW]

Granted, but the person who hugs you is a really creepy and gross *****. C:

I wish my laundry would wash, dry, and hang it's self back into my closet.  

[Pirate-Wolfe]

RoflWafflesFTW

Granted, but the person who hugs you is a really creepy and gross *****. C:

I wish my laundry would wash, dry, and hang it's self back into my closet.

(I did say "anyone" hurrrr)
Granted, but moths lay eggs in your clothes and the larvae end up eating your entire wardrobe.

I wish for universal peace.  

[CarbonatedJizz]

granted... but it only on ur dream...

i wish i had my wish come true..  

[ROFLwafflesFTW]

f0rbid3n

granted... but it only on ur dream...

i wish i had my wish come true..

Granted, but then your couldn't remember making the wish so you never knew you made a wish and it came true so you continue living your live without noticing. C:

I wish Kurt Cobain wasn't dead. :C