Why Did You Divorce the Person Above You?

[Elcia]

You couldn't deal with my passions for books emo  

[wakusei]

I felt like a *****. You look like a child!  

[Alarias]

You were always late because you took so long getting dressed. Honestly, you don't have to look like royalty at McDonald's.  

[GuillotineGirl]

You have no patience. talk2hand It's really hard when your rubber ducky refuses to get near the water. sweatdrop  

[pickle relish]

That garlic on your head has REALLY started to stink. It might keep vampires away, but it's keeping me away, too!  

[Erverain]

I couldn't keep up with your elegant lifestyle. My poor wallet couldn't sustain you.  

[Koneko Midoria]

Because I was allergic to the dust your books collected!

;A;

One can only take so much sneezing and doctors visits.

 

[Erverain]

Your nose was far too sensitive. And I can't remember how many times you looked at me like I was food.  

[pickle relish]

You kept hogging all the books, and wouldn't let me borrow them. What if I wanted to read The Hobbit? Huh? What about me?!  

[Erverain]

You got glitter everywhere. It was like a fine film of gilding on everything!  

[Koneko Midoria]

You would leave your reading glasses everywhere, even on the ground.
I'd end up stepping on them and getting glass in my feet, not to mention they weren't the cheap pair either.

I divorced you to save us both bills.

 

[GuillotineGirl]

You refused to believe you weren't a cat. sweatdrop  

[Koneko Midoria]

YOU.
Refused to believe you weren't an angel.

Seriously now.
Believing I'm a cat is far more realistic than your beliefs that you're an angel!

<3

 

[GuillotineGirl]

She thinks I'm not an angel. stare Do you not see this halo right here? See it? See it?!  

[pickle relish]

I don't see a halo. I see garlic. Obviously you're delusional.