Wrong Answer Game!

[faithful quenga]

you have to stand on your head to turn it on and do a head spin to change the channel



how do you change a diaper?  

[Green_Fuu]

you train a monkey to do it for you.



Why does pig latin have the word "pig" in it?

 

[faithful quenga]

There's a Time to Laugh "Ephesians 2: 8-9"

because all the cool kids are saying it



Oh where is my hairbrush?

And a Time to Cry "Romans 5: 3-5"

 

[Saint Crazy The Follower]

In the cookie jar!

Why do criminals go to prison?  

[Green_Fuu]

Because hell is too full XP




What is Satan's last name?

 

[faithful quenga]

There's a Time to Laugh "Ephesians 2: 8-9"

Bob lol question




Why do can't men carry the baby for 9months?

And a Time to Cry "Romans 5: 3-5"

 

[U h h d o r a b l e e]

because they are too lazy!

why don't kindergartners read the dictionary for summer reading?  

[Saint Crazy The Follower]

They're too busy reading a thesaurus. 8O

Why do plants need to be watered?  

[Br1ttana]

You can tickle me pink, orange, red, or blue, but not grey

To take over the world.

Why are there cats?

Because grey will not do.

 

[Saint Crazy The Follower]

To help us do the housework.

Why is summer so hot?  

[Br1ttana]

You can tickle me pink, orange, red, or blue, but not grey

To prevent global warming.

What is the difference between a cat and a dog?

Because grey will not do.

 

[faithful quenga]

There's a Time to Laugh "Ephesians 2: 8-9"

cats are girls and dogs are boys (my actual thought when I was younger, but I could never understand how the reproduced if that were so haha) sweatdrop



What are toenail clippers for?

And a Time to Cry "Romans 5: 3-5"

 

[Saint Crazy The Follower]

You hold them with your toenails and clip hedges and stuff with em. xD

How do you make jello?  

[faithful quenga]

There's a Time to Laugh "Ephesians 2: 8-9"

you put hotdogs in the oven on the highest temp setting and poof you've got jello




Why do we have a funny bone?

And a Time to Cry "Romans 5: 3-5"

 

[Saint Crazy The Follower]

It's where our sense of humor comes from.

Where do you buy groceries?