The Guild's Incorrect Quotes

[CatWaffle]

Vespera: Ever get the urge to get up in the middle of the night while everyone is asleep and just walk places and be completely alone and entirely to your thoughts

Jonah: Yes but the problem is I don't want to be murdered you feel me?

Sonora: I feel you, We all feel you

Iggy: Why are so many people touching me?

Vespera: This is why you don't walk around at night


source : tumblr
characters involved : Vespera Salazar, Jonah Lane, Sonora Li, Ignatius Hepburn
 

[The Forgotten Weasley]

Lyre: It doesn't matter how pretty you are; all that matters is what's underneath!

James: Abs.

source : tumblr
characters involved : Lyre and James Masters  

[Stefan Lee Salvatore]

Vespera: You know I've always wondered...how do tall people like you actually sleep at night when the blanket can't possibly cover you from your shoulders to your toes?

Jonah: Dude. It's. 4 O'Clock IN THE MORNING!!!

Vespera: So... you can't sleep huh? ….is it because of the blanket?



source : Facebook
characters involved :Vespera Salazar and Jonah Lane, probably in year 5 or beyond.  

[CatWaffle]

Aeryn: Will you quit singing in the shower?

Cian: What?

Aeryn: QUIT SINGING IT'S LAME!

Cian: WOMAN! WHEN I'M IN THE SHOWER TWO THINGS ARE GOING TO BE FREE, MY BALLS AND MY SOUL!

source : tumblr
characters involved : Cian and Aeryn Quinlan  

[CatWaffle]

Priscilla: Can you go get it!

Vinny: They're on the top left shelf. Are you not tall enough to reach it?

Priscilla: When did you graduate from a*****e University?

Vinny: About 3 years ago. Why? Are you not tall enough to see the certificate?

Priscilla: I hate you ….


source : tumblr
characters involved : Vincent Cloutier and Priscilla Richardson-Connelly  

[The Forgotten Weasley]

Lea: You know, people treat me like a god.

DJ: How?

Lea: They ignore my existence unless they need something from me.

source : unknown
characters involved : Eleazar Bradley, Daniel Shepard  

[The Forgotten Weasley]

Michelle: I don't think I'll ever be ready to be a parent. I can't even raised a spider; how do you expect me to kill a child?

Ada: ....

Ada: Are you sure you worded that right?

Michelle: Oh. Oh, I ******** up-

source : unknown
characters involved : Michelle Catlin Blythe, Adalaide Whitethorne  

[Cinnabun Gryffie]

Lyre, seeing James' bedroom for the first time: it's so pretty

James: You're the prettiest thing in here

James: ... wait

James: *picks up his broomstick and sets it just outside the door*

James: now you're the prettiest thing in here.


source : tumblr
characters involved : Lyre Masters, James Masters  

[Julian Galaksylph]

Barry: Akira said you could be a model if you tried.

Callista: He said that about me?

Barry: Yeah.

Callista: Wow. Hey, Akira! You think I’m not ******** trying?

source : vine
characters involved : Ibarra "Barry" Bautista, Callista Hargrave, Akira Yamazaki  

[Julian Galaksylph]

((during the Glynn-Rescue Plot, when Balder recruited Leon))

Leon: Call the Ministry!
Balder: Leon, what part of this looks like the authorities should be involved?

source : malcolm in the middle
characters involved : Leon McGregor, Balder Borson  

[Julian Galaksylph]

Caty: Just be yourself!

Colin: Be myself? Caty, I have one day to win over Shinobu's uncle and aunt! How long did it take before you guys started liking me?

Brandon: A couple weeks

Nike: A month

Leon: Jury’s still out

source : brooklyn nine nine
characters involved : Caty Blake, Colin Beckett, Shinobu Yamazaki, Brandon Davenport, Nike Lovette, Leon McGregor  

[Cinnabun Gryffie]

Brennie: Good morning~

Lee: You need to calm the ******** down.

source : tumblr
characters involved : Brendan Findlay-Abrams and Leiland Holt  

[MJ Spooks]

Sorting Hat: Okay, you could go to either Slytherin or Ravenclaw, which do you prefer?

August: Whichever one will make people trust me implicitly.

Hat: ... That would be Ravenclaw, but because you answered like that you're going to Slytherin.

August: Fair.

source : tumblr
characters involved : August Li, The Sorting Hat  

[CatWaffle]

Inspirational Poster: It doesn't matter what you look like on the outside….

Cian: Whew! Good!

Inspirational Poster:...It's who you are on the inside!

Cian: Ah ******** style="font-size: 9px">source : tumblr
characters involved : Cian Quinlan  

[The Forgotten Weasley]

Eugene: Eli, for the last time, they're called cauliflower, not ghost broccoli.

Elijah: //staring blankly at the wall with a haunted expression// Jean, I know what I saw.


source : tumblr
characters involved : Elijah Pemberton, Eugene Windsor