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 Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 6:02 am
Granted, but you find out that it's made of PEOPLE!! Still tasty, but PEOPLE!!!!! scream
I wish that I could make emotes appear over my head in real life domokun
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Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 3:17 pm
Granted, but people see you as a freak and shoot holes in you. Many, many holes.
I wish that I was immortal.
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Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 4:29 pm
granted
but because your immortal when the apocolypse occurs, you spend eternity in EXCRUCIATING pain
I wish i had eggos
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Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 9:02 pm
Granted but when you put them in your toaster the toaster short circuits and explodes !
I wish I had a vacation home in Barbados
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Posted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 2:10 am
Granted but when you reach Barbados you found that the country is thrown into a civil war.
I wish I had a endless supply of wishes
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Posted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 7:11 pm
Granted. But you fall into a coma before you can use any.
I wish I were tall enough to reach that damn top shelf!
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Posted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 8:48 pm
Granted but now you are 10 feet tall and can't get into the house !
I wish I had a Volkswagon Beetle
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Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 12:35 pm
Granted, but everytime you drive it people start punching each other, and you are charged with twenty five murdur cases. Tell me how the food is in prison!
I wish that I was a prison guard.
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Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 1:44 pm
Granted but all the convicts get together, gang up on you, bind you, gag you lock you in a cabinet and proceed to escape!
I wish the library wasn't closing at 5 so I could stay on the computer longer.
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Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 4:28 pm
Granted, but all the computers crash and you are charged for damages.
I wish my project for L.A was done!
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Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 6:10 pm
Granted, you got a D-.
I wish I understood Physics.
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Posted: Sat Sep 23, 2006 8:39 am
granted
you then hit your head demonstrating gravity and got amnesia
i wish i had a dollar
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Posted: Sat Sep 23, 2006 10:23 am
Granted, a dollar appears, driving inflation up so you can now buy one sixth of a paper clip. Enjoy.
I wish I didn't have a project due on tuesday.
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Posted: Sat Sep 23, 2006 11:44 am
Granted. It's now due Wed, but the teacher decides to add a bunch of new requirements to it that mean you have to completely redo your project.
I wish I had another 100g.
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Posted: Sat Sep 23, 2006 8:38 pm
Granted, but the rest of your money disappears from a hidden virus in the 100gp.
I wish I had a better computer.
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