Ask stupid question, get stupid answer game

[xfantasyxloverx]

No one and everyone at once.

Do I seem to like contradicting answers?  

[Kalib]

you throw it.


Why does your grandmother wear army boot?

 

[shadowrune]

Because he was in the army.

What will happen if I push that button that says 'DO NOT PUSH!!!!!'?  

[jarrad148]

I will flip over backwards, fall on my bum, fart, hit my head and then start laughing xp

when will I die?  

[Genetsu]

after you breathe the noxious fumes of you fart

why are farts so dangerous?  

[jarrad148]

because I come up to you and poke your belly and then you laugh and then I cry and then you cry and then maggie laughs and then you fart maggie laughs then cries and then dies then we laugh and then cry and then die.

whoa look at all the pretty colours*said in stoned voice*

why do I live in australia?  

[Genetsu]

because we an all agree it's a wamer place to live than most of north America.

why are cats so awesome?  

[jarrad148]

because if they werent we would be living on planet of the dogs where you sniff my bum and Ill sniff yours wink

why are dogs even more awesome?  

[Genetsu]

because most people don't realize the total awesomeness of cats.

why is this so?  

[jarrad148]

because people think cats eat dogs but the thing is fish eat dogs (I've seen it happen you know)

what happened to the fish that ate the dog?  

[Trish the Stalker]

It got food poisoning and spent 4 hours waiting in emergency.

What happened to the Taco Bell dog?  

[124-C]

Some one accidentally fed it Taco Bell food.

Where do babies come from?  

[jarrad148]

an orphanage

what happened to my baby?  

[RANC!D_UN!CORNS]

It joined vampires.

Why do the hot dogs at my school bounce?