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 Posted: Sun Oct 24, 2010 9:19 am
Hos burning town has vanished.
What is love?
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Posted: Sun Oct 24, 2010 11:27 am
Baby, don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.
Have you ever seen a monkey with a gun?
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Posted: Sun Oct 24, 2010 12:39 pm
yes, but i don't remember if he was left- or right-handed.
is modern art worthy of being called art?
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Posted: Sat Oct 30, 2010 5:23 pm
The art of explosion multiplied by the square root of 24k9 divided by the root of all interest and all multicellular organisms can be multiplied by houses then divided by stairs to get bad construction.
Why is a raven like a writing desk?
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Posted: Sat Oct 30, 2010 5:36 pm
Because God wanted to ******** with your mind.
Why do Americans s**t their pants at the mention of the word 'socialism'?
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Posted: Sat Oct 30, 2010 5:39 pm
We don't. We're just annoyed when someone suggest it as a possible economic system.
How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
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Posted: Sat Oct 30, 2010 6:06 pm
A wood chuck would chuck wood as long as a wood chuck could chuck wood on a day where they chuck wood, because a wood chuck would chuck wood if they could and would chuck wood.
Why are ambulances and fire trucks both red and white?
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Posted: Sat Oct 30, 2010 10:03 pm
because they are both made of fire, but the colors yellow and orange decide not to show up.
what is the meaning of life?
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Posted: Sat Oct 30, 2010 10:15 pm
Your a**, dirtbag.
DISCLAIMER: That was for entirely humorous purposes and hopefully harmed no one's feelings.
Feelings? What are FEELINGS??
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Posted: Sat Oct 30, 2010 10:17 pm
feeling are what you get when you put the lime in the coconut and shake it all up. 3nodding
who is not a dirtbag?
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Posted: Sun Oct 31, 2010 10:32 am
I'm not!
Where did I put my giant pumpkin?
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Posted: Sun Oct 31, 2010 1:18 pm
up your- i mean, um, on the kitchen counter.
why is it rainy all week but then sunny on house-cleaning day?
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Posted: Sun Oct 31, 2010 2:35 pm
because your mischievous little sibling that doesn't have chores has control over the weather.
why do i lose my balance in the dark?
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Posted: Mon Nov 01, 2010 9:35 am
Because the demons of the night have drugged you.
Why didn't I go trick-or-treating last night?
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Posted: Mon Nov 01, 2010 9:45 am
because you're 78.
is there anything better than a bacon and mayonnaise sandwich?
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