The Fortunately/Unfortunately Game!

[Waterkin]

Fortunately, we have claws and can defend ourselves  

[Tera Windstar]

Unfortunately, she was so used to getting clawed by cats, it did not faze her one bit.  

[TxTiNK]

Fortunately a big bear came along to scare her off.

 

[Tera Windstar]

Unfortunately now we have to deal with the Bear!!!!  

[Auntie sindy]

Fortunately the bear was friendly.  

[TxTiNK]

Unfortunately, he is too friendly!! ..and I think he has mites!

 

[Tera Windstar]

fortunately, the mites were dirt  

[LivelyDaydreamer]

Unfortunately the dirt had given a terrible infectious rash to the bear.  

[Tera Windstar]

Fortunately, the rash was not contagious.  

[PatBenatar1]

unfortunately the rash made the bear so itchy it would rub against anything it could find, including you!  

[TxTiNK]

Fortunately, you like bear hugs, so why not bear rubs...

 

[LivelyDaydreamer]

Unfortunately your crush comes walking by when the bear is rubbing you in an odd way.  

[Tera Windstar]

Fortunately, he got jealous and beat the bear up.  

[PatBenatar1]

Unfortunately a animal activist group witnessed the bear beating and arrested your crush  

[TxTiNK]

Fortunately, you were at a crossroads in your life and trying to decide if said crush was really your "happily ever after"...